MAGNIFICENT MARCH! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2010/02/27 11:15 Posted in Monthly Update  |  Comments (0)

I love March, why you ask? Well March is the month that brings us SPRING! And that means we are close to warm weather, sunshine and colorful flowers!

The Schlep Sisters are out and about this Spring! Along with Thirsty Girl Productions we bring you The Burning Bush vs The Second Coming on April 3rd! We’re also delighted to tell you that THE SCHLEP SISTERS will be performing at THE CONEY ISLAND GALA BENEFIT 30 year anniversary Fundraiser on March 25th!

March brings the appearance of my favorite band!  NUDE comes out ONCE a year on the first day of Spring. Keep in touch with me and I’ll have you up to date as to where you can see NUDE!

All the juicy details are below, PLUS at the very bottom there are fantastic shots from The Schlep Sisters photo shoot with Ted D’Ottavio and my photo shoot with Elsa Quarsell and Bearlinda!
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DETAILS and MORE!
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Thursday March 4 and Thursday March 18
Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at The New York School of Burlesque
440 Studios 7-8pm $15(pre registration a MUST at this link)
440 Lafayette, NYC
New York School of Burlesque Logo
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March 6 and 13, 2010
MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS
at The Slipper Room! 167 Orchard Street $5
March 6 Late Show(1AM) with THE SCHLEP SISTERS!
March 13 Early Show(10pm)
Slipper Room Poster #2
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Saturday, March 13,2010
DR SKETCHY’S
Tribute to Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles by Neil Swaab with BEARLINDA!!
4-7 pm. The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street, NYC)
$10 in advance. $15 at the door
bring your own art supplies

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Thursday,March 18, 2010
DOLLY WOULD: a Booblesque Tribute to Dolly Parton
9:30pm
Joe’s Pub(425 Lafayette Street)
TICKETS$12 in Advance; $15 at Door
Show Description
Dolly Would: a Booblesque Tribute to Dolly Parton! Come and honor America’s songwriting treasure, singer, actress and style icon at the triumphant return of this special evening hosted by The World Famous BOB. Also featuring Miss Saturn, Julie Atlas Muz, Darlinda Just Darlinda & Clams Casino, live music provided by Viva and her surgically-perfected trio, special surprise guests including Lady Rizo and personal and true testimonials! To testify how Dolly changed your life, send your story to dollysavedme@gmail.com
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Saturday, March 20, 2010
BADASS BURLESQUE: MARILYN MONROE TRIBUTE!
12 Midnight Arlene’s Grocery $15
BadAss Burlesque
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
ART MODEL at The Society of Illustrators
The Society of Illustrators 6:30-9:30pm $15/$7 w/ Student ID
128 East 63rd Street, NYC
nude of the day blond
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Thursday, March 25, 2010
The 2010 Coney Island USA Spring FUNDRAISING Gala w/ The SCHLEP SISTERS!
7-10pm
At Angel Orensanz Foundation(172 Norfolk St.)
Me, Sequinette and Legs Malone at the 2009 Benefit
DJD, Sequinette and Legs Malone

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Thursday, March 25, 2010
VIVA ROCK N’ROLL BURLESQUE
at The Slipper Room!
10:30pm 167 Orchard Street $5
Viva Rock n' Roll Burlesque
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Saturday, March 27, 2010
FLOATING KABARETTE
Galapagos Art Space, 10pm. $5(Free for the first 100 people!)
16 Main St. DUMBO,Brooklyn
FK February 20th
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Saturday, April 3, 2010
The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present
THE BURNING BUSH VS. THE SECOND COMING
7pm
At Le Poisson Rouge (158 Bleeker Street.)
$15 advance, $20 at the door
For Tickets visit: www.lepoissonrouge.com
The Burning Bush Vs The Second Coming BACK
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Darlinda Just Darlinda Photo by Elsa Quarsell www.quarsell.com
Darlinda Just Darlinda in the Bedroom
Bearlinda Photo by Elsa Quarsell www.quarsell.com
Bearlinda in the Kitchen
Also BEARLINDA(my roommate) has her own Facebook page! Check it out!! http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=bearlinda&init=quick#!/pages/New-York-NY/Bearlinda/325609548313?v=wall&ref=search
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The Schlep Sisters as Jesus and Moses Photo by Ted D’Ottavio
The Schlep Sisters, Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda
The Schlep Sisters in “Passover vs Easter” Photo by Ted D’Ottavio
The Schlep Sisters, Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda

THE BURNING BUSH VS THE SECOND COMING! APRIL 3, 2010

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2010/02/27 11:14 Posted in Uncategorized  |  Comments (1)

The Burning Bush Vs The Second Coming
The Schlep Sisters & Thirsty Girl Productions Present
THE BURNING BUSH VS. THE SECOND COMING

NYC’s biggest burlesque stars are ready for battle – and this time it’s biblical, as they fight to decide which holiday is hotter: Easter or Passover.

In one corner, the juiciest Jewesses this side of Mount Sinai are spitting out their matzos and gearing up for a face-off that’s hotter than horseradish. In the other corner, the curviest Christians since Mary Magdalene are ripping off their Easter bonnets and preparing for a rumble that’s stickier than marshmallow Peeps.

THE BURNING BUSH VS. THE SECOND COMING is a bawdy, action-packed, not-to-be-missed burlesque showdown pitting Moses against Jesus, resurrection against liberation, chocolate bunnies against gefilte fish. So come cheer for your favorite prophet and see which side wins.

Hosted by
**LADY RIZO and TIGGER!**

Starring
*The Schlep Sisters:
*Minnie Tonka & Darlinda Just Darlinda
*Dirty Martini
*Nasty Canasta
*Jonny Porkpie
*Sapphire Jones

7pm Doors, 8pm Show
TICKETS $15 in advance, $20 at door
http://www.lepoissonrouge.com

Fun in February! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2010/01/28 10:21 Posted in Uncategorized  |  Comments (0)

Ah, Love is in the air, and you can almost smell Spring, wait, no, it’s FEBRUARY! Spring is only a MONTH away! But that doesn’t stop me from my ecdysiast ways! You have MANY chances to see me Sky Clad in NYC!

Thirsty Girl Productions has a SPECTACULAR Burlesque Brunch on Valentines day, the Schlep Sisters will be performing and you can get discounted tickets until February 1st!
I hope to see you out and about!!

Check out what’s happening This month and at the bottom, a couple more shots from Adrian Buckmaster, January photo shoot with Walt Cessna and The Key West Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza!

Friday, January 29th
NAKED GIRLS READING PULP
Madame X 8-10pm, $20-$25
94 West Houston Street, NYC
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Saturday, January 30th
Teaching THE CHOREOGRAPHY OF EVENTS for The New York School of Burlesque
440 Studios 5-6pm, $10( preregistration a MUST schoolofburlesque AT gmail DOTcom)
440 Lafayette, NYC
New York School of Burlesque Logo

Saturday, January 30th
F-BOMB
The Delancy 12 Midnight,$8
168 Delancey Street, NYC
F-BOMB January 30th

Monday February 1
SUGAR SHACK BURLESQUE
Public Assembly 10pm, $10
70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Sugar Shack Burlesque

Tuesday February 2,
ART MODEL at The Society of Illustrators
The Society of Illustrators 6:30-9:30pm $15/$7 w/ Student ID
128 East 63rd Street, NYC
Illustration by Andrea Selby
Modeling at The Society of Ilustrators

Thursday February 4 and Thursday February 18
Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at The New York School of Burlesque
440 Studios 7-8pm $15(pre registration a MUST at this link)
440 Lafayette, NYC
The New York School of Burlesque Red Heads

Saturday, February 13 and Friday February 26
MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS and HOT BOXBurlesque
The Slipper Room 10pm-2am! $5
167 Orchard Street, NYC
Slipper Room Poster #2

Friday, February 12
SEX CRIMES CABARET
Galapagos Art Space, 10pm. $15
16 Main St. DUMBO,Brooklyn
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Sunday, February 14
FILTHY GORGEOUS VALENTINES DAY BURLESQUE BRUNCH !
The Highline Ballroom 1pm, $15(advance sales until February 1st! Click on this link!)
431 West 16th Street
Filthy Gorgeous Valentines!


Friday, February 19
WALT CESSNA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT
57 Clinton Street, 6-10pm(FREE)
Walt Cessna Invite

Saturday, February 20
F FLOATING KABARETTE
Galapagos Art Space, 10pm. $5(Free for the first 100 people!)
16 Main St. DUMBO,Brooklyn
FK February 20th

Thursday February 25
VIVA ROCK N’ROLL BURLESQUE
at The Slipper Room! 10pm $5
167 Orchard Street
Viva Rock n' Roll Burlesque

Key West Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza! First two Pics by Richard Just
I got to sing “Somewhere over the Rainbow” at the End of The Rainbow at a Gay club, heaven!
Darlinda Just Darlinda at The Key West Burlesque Extravaganza by Richard Just
The Schlep Sisters and our extended version of Zug Es Mir by the Barry Sisters
The Schlep Sisters at The Key West Burlesque Extravaganza by Richard Just
A group shot of most of the performers at Dirty Martini and Murray Hill’s BINGO!
The Crew!

More Adrian Buckmaster and Deity Delgado shots to share with you!
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and last but not least a January Shoot with Walt Cessna!
Darlinda January 2010 by Walt Cessna
Darlinda January 2010 by Walt Cessna

January Just January! Darlinda’s Monthly Update

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2009/12/30 20:52 Posted in Uncategorized  |  Comments (0)

2010! Really? Yes it’s true! There are so many ways to celebrate the new decade! Let’s just start with New Years Eve at SUPERFINE, one of my favorite restaurants in DUMBO! Then follow me for a steamy good time to The Baña New Year’s Eve Pool Party!

This month you’ll find me teaching at the School of Burlesque, performing at the Key West Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza both Friday and Saturday, and there is MORE! Read below for all the info . . .

At the bottom of this update you’ll find shots from my recent photo shoot with Adrian Buckmaster and Deity Delgado and a shot from The 3rd Annual Menorah Horah!

December 31, 2009:
NEW YEAR’S EVE AT SUPERFINE
8pm, DUMBO, 126 Front Street Brooklyn, NY $20

New Years Eve at Superfine!

The Baña New Year’s Eve Pool Party!
2am, 88 Fulton Street between William and Gold $40
The Baña New Year’s Eve Pool Party

January 1 and 8, 2010
MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS and HOT BOX BURLESQUE
at The Slipper Room!
10pm 167 Orchard Street $5
Slipper Room Poster #2

January 7 & 21, 2010
teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE!
7-8PM 440 Studios, 440 Lafayette.
New York School of Burlesque Logo

January 15 & 16th
INTERNATIONAL BURLESQUE HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!
Key West!!
International Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza
International Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza

January 23, 2010
BADASS BURLESQUE: TOM WAITS TRIBUTE!
12 Midnight Arlene’s Grocery $15
BadAss Burleque: TOM WAITS

January 28
VIVA ROCK N’ROLL BURLESQUE
at The Slipper Room!
10pm 167 Orchard Street $5
Viva Rock n' Roll Burlesque

January 30
F-BOMB
The Delancey
12midnight, 168 Delancey $10
I’ll be doing my new “Rainbow in the Dark” number! Photo by Ed Barnas
Rainbow in the Dark

January 31
DIM SUM BURLESQUE
The Chow Bar
9pm at 230 West 4th Street $20
Dim Sum Burlesque

Photos from December!
Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Menorah Horah 2009!
Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Menorah Horah 2009 Southpaw!

Adrian Buckmaster and Deity Delgado Photo Shoot December 2009!
Adrian Buckmaster December 2009
Adrian Buckmaster
Adrian Buckmaster December 2009

Decadent December! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2009/11/30 11:12 Posted in Uncategorized  |  Comments (0)

December is here and Hanukkah is just around the corner! Hanukkah is one of my favorite holidays, hot greasy food, dancing girls and lights in the darkest month of the year! I’m pleased to announce that with my Schlep Sister (Minnie Tonka) and Jen Gapay of Thirsty Girl Productions; I am producing THE 3RD ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! This is a once a year extravaganza, we’ve got a STELLAR LINE-UP including Kenny Mellman and Golem!!

There is MORE! I’m back teaching at THE NEW YORK SCHOOL OF BURLESQUE, performing and modeling in Great Barrington, MA with SUGAR SHACK BURLESQUE, and PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE! Wait, that’s not it, there is MORE! This month is jam-packed with holiday festivities, check it out!!

Also check out photo’s from November and THE LILY’S REVENGE and The New York School of Burlesque at the Very Bottom!
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THE SHORT LIST
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1. December 1:ART MODEL @ The Society of Illustrators, 6:30pm. NYC
2. December 3: Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE @ 440 Studios, 7pm. NYC
3. December 5:Modeling SALON PRIVE @ Great Barrington Bra and Girl, 6-7:30pm 35 Railroad St.Great Barrington, MA
4. December 5:SUGAR SHACK HEADS NORTH @ The Napa Wine Bar, 8 and 10:30pm.293 Main St, Great Barrington, MA
5. December 6:The Schlep Sisters at HOLIDAY ON THE HUDSON Benefit for DNA Dance 3pm Board Ship @The Chelsea Peers. NYC
6. December 6: The Schlep Sisters host KITTY NIGHTS @ Bar on A, 9pm. NYC
7. December 10: PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE:FILTHY LUCRE: A Burlesque Christmas Hanukkah Carol @ Walker Space, 10pm NYC
8. December 11: The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present THE 3RD ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! @ Two Boots 9pm 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT.
9. December 12: The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present THE 3RD ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! @ Southpaw 7pm. Brooklyn, NYC10. December 17:ART MODEL @ The Society of Illustrators, 6:30pm. NYC
11. December 18: HOT BOX BURLESQUE @ The Slipper Room 10pm, NYC
12. December 26: MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS @ The Slipper Room 10pm, NYC
13. December 27: DIM SUM BURLESQUE @ The Chow Bar 8pm, NYC
14. December 29: ART MODEL @ The Society of Illustrators, 6:30pm. NYC

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THE LONG LIST
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DECEMBER 1, 17 & 29th!
Art Model at the Society of Illustrators
128 East 63rd Street (between Park and Lexington Avenues)


Society of Illustrators

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DECEMBER 3
TEACHING FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE
7PM
The New York School of Burlesque at 440 Studios
440 Lafayette, NY,NY
New York School of Burlesque Logo

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DECEMBER 5
6-7:30pm
Salon Prive
Great Barrington Bra and Girl
35 Railroad St.
Great Barrington, MA
(413)528-6069
www.braandgirl.com
AND
8PM & 10:30PM
Sugar Shack Heads North
The Napa Wine Bar
293 Main St, Great Barrington, MA
www.napagb.com
Sugar Shack Burlesque

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DECEMBER 6
3-7PM
Dance New Amsterdam (DNA) Presents:
Holiday on the Hudson
www.dnadance.org
The Schlep Sisters: Party in My Pants by LA Burlesque

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AND ALSO DECEMBER 6

9PM

The Schlep Sisters Host:
Kitty Nights Burlesque
Bar on A
170 Avenue A
Kitty Nights August 2, 2009

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DECEMBER 10
10PM
PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE:FILTHY LUCRE: A Burlesque Christmas Hanukkah Carol
Walker Space Theater
46 Walker Street
PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE:FILTHY LUCRE: A Burlesque Christmas Carol

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The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present

3rd ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH!

Two Festive Nights! Two Fantastic Cities!!

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Friday, December 11 @ Two Boots: 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT

Doors at 9PM | Show at 10PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.twobootsbridgeport.com

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Saturday, December 12 @ Southpaw: 125 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn

Doors at 7PM | Show at 8PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.spsounds.com

Menorah Horah Dec 11 and 12

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DECEMBER 18
10pm
HOT BOX BURLESQUE
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street

DECEMBER 26
10pm
MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street

Slipper Room Poster #2

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DECEMBER 27
8PM
DIM SUM BURLESQUE
The Chow Bar
230 West 4th Street

Dim Sum Burlesque

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THE PHOTOS FROM NOVEMBER
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The New York School of Burlesque hosts TLC’s “What Not to Wear”
The New York School of Burlesque Red Heads

From L-R Jo Boobs, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Weirdee Girl, and Gal Friday

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The Lily’s Revenge

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Darlinda Just Darlinda as Taylor Mac
Darlinda as Taylor Mac
Photo and Make-up by Taylor Mac(The Lily’s Revenge writer, creator, producer and STAR Lily!)

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Bride Love and The Curtain
The Bride Love(as played by Darlinda Just Darlinda) and The Curtain
Photo by Kim Rosen

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The Gals Backstage Kayla Asbell, Heather Christian and Darlinda Just Darlinda
The Lily's Revenge back stage
Closing Night Wedding
The Lily's Revenge
Last two Photos by David Drake(Lily’s Revenge Director)

3rd Annual Menorah Horah! December 12@ South Paw December 11@ Two Boots Bridgeport!

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2009/11/17 12:41 Posted in Uncategorized  |  Comments (0)

The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present

3rd ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH!

Two Festive Nights! Two Fantastic Cities!!

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Friday, December 11 @ Two Boots: 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT

Doors at 9PM | Show at 10PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.twobootsbridgeport.com

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Saturday, December 12 @ Southpaw: 125 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn

Doors at 7PM | Show at 8PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.spsounds.com

Menorah Horah with The Schlep Sisters

Menorah Horah Dec 11 and 12

By Clint Hild

The Schlep Sisters are burlesque performers of the Jewish persuasion! Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda are long lost sisters that found each other while tracing the roots of Yiddish Theater and Vaudeville. Inspired by the Barry Sisters and Rock n’ Roll these ladies can cut a rug!They’ve been livin’ it up on stage together since 2003.

You may have seen them here in New York City at Kosher ChiXXX all-Jewish burlesque revue,PASSOVER IN PASTIES, LOVE YOU! A Valentine’s Burlesque Show, Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad, MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS, Hot Box Burlesque, Starshine Burlesque, Sweet and Nasty Burlesque, Darlinda’s Polyester Players Present and many more.

These sassy sisters have so much love they have to schlep it all over the country!

NOVEMBER! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2009/11/09 15:32 Posted in Uncategorized  |  Comments (0)

November is SO EXCITING! I’m in a play, a play that is more than a play but a life experience! Taylor Mac has written an epic 5 part extravaganza, with a cast of 40 and over 80 collaborators! You MUST SEE THIS SHOW!! There are only 8 shows left and we’ve been selling out!! You can get tickets at this web site www.here.org!

I’m also in, Nic Sin’s “Metal Monday #6″(Heavy Metal Burlesque) Monday November 9th, Sweet and Nasty’s “There Will be Boobs”( a Burlesque tribute to PT Anderson) Monday November 16, and Black Friday at The Slipper Room Friday November 27th!

At the bottom of this update check out photos from The New York Burlesque Festival’s Golden Pastie Awards, where I was awarded; Most Creative and Innovative and Biggest Hair! THANK YOU for your Votes, it’s a HUGE HONOR!!

Next Month look forward to the Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Menorah Horah www.schlepsisters.com!

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DETAILS! DETAILS! DETAILS!
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Nik Sin Presents:
METAL MONDAY #6
Monday, November 9th, 10pm
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
Metal Monday is back again for its 6th show with some of NYC’s best burlesque and sideshow performers! this month we’re celebrating the birthdays of the owners of the Slipper Room James and Camille!
with live performances by-DIRTY MARTINI, ROSEWOOD, GIGI LAFEMME, BUNNY LOVE, DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA and
RIENA TERROR! Host- NiK SiNDJ- Super Morgan
$6 is you RSVP on Facebook (maybes dont count) your name will be put on a list at the door. $10 with out RSVP! see you there!
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Taylor Mac and HERE Art Center Present:
THE LILY’S REVENGE
Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday November12-22 all shows run 6:30-11:30pm
HERE Art Center: 145 Sixth Ave.
BOOK YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE SHOWS ARE SELLING OUT!
THE LILY'S REVENGE
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Sweet and Nasty Burlesque Presents:
THERE WILL BE BOOBS: PT Anderson Burlesque
Monday, November 16th, 10pm
Public Assembly: 70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
There Will Be Boobs :PT Anderson Burlesque! November 16, 2009
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The Slipper Room’s
HOT BOX BURLESQUE: Black Friday!!
Friday November 27th, 10pm
The Slipper Room: 167 Orchard Street
Slipper Room Poster #2
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OCTOBER  2009 PHOTOS!

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This Photo was in The Guardian by Lucas Jackson!
Reuters: Press Shot by Lucas Jackson

Winning my first EVER Golden Pastie Award for Most Creative and Innovative!! Photo by Don Spiro!
New York Burlesque Festival: Winning my first Golden Pastie Award by Don Spiro!
Performing at The Golden Pastie Awards, the moment the music went out and I kept dancing! Photo by Don Spiro
New York Burlesque Festival: Performing at The Golden Pastie Awards by Don Spiro!

THE LILY’S REVENGE!

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2009/10/20 09:10 Posted in Uncategorized  |  Comments (0)

THE LILY'S REVENGE

OCTOBER-O-RAMA Darlinda’s Monthly Update

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2009/09/25 20:18 Posted in Monthly Update  |  Comments (0)

So this moth pretty much ROCKS! There is still a little bit of September left and I’ll be performing on the 27th at a benefit for The Lily’s Revenge! Also see some great photos from September at the bottom of this post!

What is the Lily’s Revenge??I’ve been in rehearsals for Taylor Mac’s THE LILY’S REVENGE since August. It’s a once in a life time theatrical multimedia experience and we Open October 29th! There is info about discounted tickets, but you have to buy them before October 25th, see below. This is one show you will NOT want to miss, as it is a -I repeat- ONCE IN A LIFETIME experience!

There is STILL TIME to VOTE for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! You already nominated me FOUR, THANK YOU! Now is your second chance to vote to see me actually WIN! You can also see me perform at The Golden Pastie awards, buy your tickets now as it SELLS OUT! I might pull a Lady Gaga or a Kanye West, you’ll just have to attend to fine out!I’ve never won a Golden Pastie Award and now I’ve been NOMINATED FOR FOUR! 1.THE MOST CREATIVE/INNOVATIVE PERFORMER OF 2009 2.Performer with the BIGGEST HAIR IN BURLESQUE3.Performer with the most luggage! THE BIGGEST SCHLEP IN BURLESQUE 4.THE KISSING BANDIT OF BURLESQUE I’m super excited about Creative and Innovative, wow what an honor! My real hair is pretty darn big! If I win Biggest Schlep I’m sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!! And hell I do love to KISS! I would absolutely appreciate your vote! Here’s the link! http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php
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Here is the details for all my shows this month! I hope to see you there!!
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Sunday September 27th
A FUNDRAISER FOR THE LILY’S REVENGE
7pm
The House of Yes
342 Maujer Street in Bushwick
Tickets $15
The Lily's Revenge FUND-RAISER! September 27, 7pm
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Saturday October 3
MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS
10pm
The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street $5
Slipper Room Poster #2
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Sunday October 4
THE GOLDEN PASTIE AWARDS
7pm
Passion Rouge 158 Bleecker, NYC
Tickets
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Saturday October 17th Late Night @ DNA: GRRRlesque
9:30pm
Dance New Amsterdam
280 Broadway, 2nd Floor (entrance on Chambers)
Tickets $10/$5 with any DNA ticket stub
Grrlesque October 17
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Thursday October 29-Sunday November 22
THE LILY’S REVENGE
6:30pm Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday
HERE Art Center
Tickets$30(till October 25) and $35
The Lily's Revenge October 29-November 22 Ticket Discount
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Saturday October 31
Midnight
BADASS BURLESQUE PRESENTS:LIVING DEAD GIRL
Arlene’s Grocery 95 Stanton
BadAss Burlesque Holloween 2009
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Photos of Low Life 2009
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Legs Malone, Eric Schmalenberger, and Darlinda Just Darlinda by Stacie Joy
Legs Malone, Eric Schmalenberger, and Darlinda Just Darlinda by Stacie JoY
Darlinda Just Darlinda by Mark Tusk
Darlinda Just Darlinda by Mark Tusk
Darlinda Just Darlinda and Legs Malone infront of Low Life Cast
Legs Malone and Darlinda Just Darlinda taking a bow with the Cast of Low Life 2009

Darlinda Nominated for THREE GOLDEN PASTIE AWARDS! VOTE!

By Darlinda Just Darlinda  |  2009/09/04 09:28 Posted in Uncategorized  |  Comments (0)

Vote for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! You already nominated me three, THANK YOU! Now is your second chance to vote to see me actually WIN!

I’ve never won one and now I’ve been NOMINATED FOR THREE!

1.THE MOST CREATIVE/INNOVATIVE PERFORMER OF 2009

2.Performer with the BIGGEST HAIR IN BURLESQUE

3.Performer with the most luggage! THE BIGGEST SCHLEP IN BURLESQUE

I’m super excited about Creative and Innovative, wow what an honor! My real hair is pretty darn big! If I win Biggest Schlep I’m sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!!

I would absolutely appreciate your vote! Here’s the link!

http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php

The Mooche at The Leo Show