MAY MADNESS IS!! Darlinda’s May Update

Hi All you Fine Funky Friends!

All is fantastically Mad here in the Month of May! I’m Super excited about !!! THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE!!!Find out all about your favorite dancing super hero on May 14!

From Gold rush Burlesque AND Tigger’s Off The Top NAKED birthday party, to two of wonderful Exotic World Benefits! Slurp at the Cock and two BRAND NEW QUEER PARTIES!

It’s bound to be a Fantastic Month!!

All the details below!

Hope to see you going Mad!
Darlinda Just Darlinda

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The SHORT LIST!
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Tuesday May 1: Goldrush Burlesque at Lotus 409 W14th Street, 10pm

Wednesday May 2: Slurp at The Cock 29 Second Avenue, 11pm $5

Friday May 4: Radical Vaudeville at Mo Pitkin’s Downstairs 34 Ave A. BTW 2nd & 3rd St.s, 12midnight, $5

Saturday May 5: TIGGERS OFF THE TOP B-DAY at the Slipper Room 167 Orchard, 12 midnight, $5

Wednesday May 9: Schlep Sisters at Mr Choads Sloppy Seconds at the Slipper Room 167 Orchard, 10pm, $5

Thursday May 10: Starshine Burlesque Exotic World Benefit at Riffifi(Cinema Classics), East 11 btwn 1st and Second

Friday May 11: Bitch Slap at Luke and Leroy, 21 7th Avenue and Bleeker 10PM $5

MONDAY MAY 14: THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE!!! at Galapagos Art Space, 70 North 6th Street(btwn Wythe and Kent) 10pm, $5

Wednesday May 23:Vegas or Bust, 70 North 6th Street, between Kent and Wythe.Williamsburg, Brooklyn, $15 Cover.$10 if you come in Vegas theme suggested dress!

Saturday May 26:QBR LIVES! Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow, NYC
Doors @ 11PM, $7

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The LONG LIST!
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EVERY TUESDAY
** GOLD RUSH at LOTUS **
from the devious minds that bring you Starshine Burlesque
a weekly dinner-theatre burlesque event!
this and every Tuesday at Lotus
DJ Fresh Prince of Darkness and the Meat Mistress alternate weeks on the turntable
409 W 14th St (Cross Street: 9th Avenue)
(212) 243-4420
Directions: A, C, E; L at 14th St-8th Ave

LOADS more info at:

http://www.starshineburlesque.com/lotus/>

**CONTEST TIME**
The gals at Lotus are spicy and hot, and so is the food.
Come see what all the hubbub is about – on us.
We have one COMPLIMENTARY dinner for four to give away!
That means YOU AND THREE VERY HAPPY FRIENDS!
(not including tips & booze)
Drop us a line at info@starshineburlesque.com letting us know why this is your lucky week to join us for dinner. Three lucky winners will be notified, and everyone else is still welcome to come join in on the fun for FREE. Just say you are there for Gold rush Burlesque. Everyone is a winner!
of course you can still come any time and enjoy the delicious Prix Fixe pickins:

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Wednesday May 2nd Slurp at the Cock (29 Second Ave), 11pm! Each night features a show, go-go dancers and fantastic DJs Michael Magnan and Tefar. The crowd is hip, sexy and friendly, and there are lots of random perverts to keep things spicy!
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Friday. May, 4 @ Midnight

Mo Pitkin’s 34 Ave. A Downstairs BTW 2nd & 3rd St.s

BRUTALLY BRILLIANT ENTERTAINMENT DONE DIRT CHEAP $5

Your Host and MC: Moonshine

Featuring the in house comedy stylings of Mo’s Hos with The O’Debra Twins Jessica Delfino, Rosie Rebel and Steph Sabelli

This week’s special guest stars:
A Brief View Of The Hudson
Kevin Draine, The Bitter Poet,
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Henry Faulkner
Valmonte Sprout
Dottie Lux

www.radicalvaudeville.com
www.surfreality.com
www.mopitkins.com

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Satdurday May 5: Tigger’s off the Top/ Naked Identity Crisis Birthday
Starring
Tigger!
Little Brooklyn
Nasty Canasta
Miss Saturn
Darlinda Just Darlinda
11pm the Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, $5
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Wednesday May 9: Mr Choads Sloppy Seconds with the Schlep Sisters 10pm the Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, $5
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Thursday 5/10 Starshine Burlesque Exotic World Benefit @ RIFIFI (EV
NYC)
STARSHINE BURLESQUE Presents:
EXOTIC WORLD BENEFIT
A Burlesque Benefit to Raise Money & Awareness for Exotic World USA
When: May 10th 2007
Where: RiFiFi (Cinema Classics) 332 East 11th Street @ 1st Avenue, New York City
Time: 9pm pre show go-go and raffle ticket sales 10pm show
Price: $10
RESERVED SEATING:
Limited advanced seating will be available for the public on a first-come, first-served
basis.
Doors will open for advanced seating at 10:15ish pm tickets are $15.00
$10 General admission will seat shortly after.
bring extra $$! super raffle and auction items, go-go girls and all for a good cause!
Starshine Burlesque announces a star-studded benefit gala, a night of premium burlesque
entertainment, raffles, auctions and gogo girls to raise money and awareness for
www.exoticworldusa. com, the only museum in the world dedicated exclusively to
preserving the art and artifacts of the golden age of Burlesque and Dixie Evans, the
museum’s current curator and proprietress (a position she’s held since 1989). The event
will take place at RiFiFi (Cinema Classics), 332 East 11th Street at 1st Avenue at 10:00 on
May 10th, 2007.
The night also happens to celebrate the joint birthdays of the two co-producers of the
weekly burlesque extravaganza, Creamy Stevens and Little Brooklyn. Being surrounded by
the best burlesque has to offer while “keeping Dixie’s dream alive”.. what more can a
birthday girl or two wish for?
Confirmed performers include :
Mr Exotic World 2006 – Tigger!
2006 winner “Best Exotic Move” – Rose Wood
Miss Exotic World 2004 – Dirty Martini
Miss Exotic World First runner up 2004; The World Famous *BOB*
the incomparable Jo Boobs
the sultry Amber Ray
the birthday girls themselves, Creamy Stevens and
Little Brooklyn
Hosting the show is Mr Exotic World, Tigger!
Enjoy a cocktail before the show as go-go sensations Scarlet Sinclair, Peekaboo Pointe,
Clams Casino and Darlinda Just Darlinda bump and grind to the irresistible sounds of the
Meat Mistress’ turntable and offer you a chance at winning some premium raffle items!
The museum houses a wealth of memorabilia, including photographs and playbills,
pasties, lip-prints, and even the jewel-encrusted g-strings of such Burlesque legends as
Blaze Starr, Lili St. Cyr, Candy Barr and Chesty Morgan; as well as Sally Rand’s ivory-
handled fans, Gypsy Rose Lee’s glove collection, Jayne Mansfield’s heart-shaped couch,
and even the ashes of Miss Sheri Champagne, one of Burley-Q’s all-time greats.
All proceeds go to Dixie Evans and Exoticworld USA
www.starshineburles que.com
www.exoticworldusa. com
SEE http://www.starshin eburlesque. com/exotic_ world_benefit_ 07.shtml
For all raffle and auction items!!!
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Friday May 11: : : BITCH SLAP : : LUKE & LEROY : :
: : DJ DIRTY JEAN : :
: : HOST MURRAY HILL : :

From the Slappy Happy Minds of
Jen Gapay & Earl Dax

: : EVERY 2nd FRIDAY of the MONTH : :

OPENING NIGHT
FRIDAY, MAY 11

Special Guest DJ
JD SAMSON (Le Tigre)

Performance by DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA

21 7th Avenue and Bleeker
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Darlinda’s Polyester Players presents THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE!: A Burlesque Super Hero’s Life Story! Monday, May 14 10pm at Galapagos
Art Space 70 North 6th Street between Kent and Wythe.Williamsburg,
Brooklyn, NY 11211
718 782-5188.$5

THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE is the life story of a Burlesque Super Hero
who’s super power is to stop crime with dance! DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA
stars as SUPER DANCE!

Three queens bless SUPER DANCE at her birth.These queens are DR. LUKKI
the PATRON SAINT OF GLAMOUR, WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* the PRESIDENT OF THE
SEXY RETARD MOVEMENT and LITTLE BROOKLYN as DANCING QUEEN.

SUPER DANCE’S powers are lost and regained just in time to save
TIGGER! (Mr. Exotic World 2006) from his role as ANXIETY!

Darlinda’s Polyester Players produces Burlesque shows in New York and
even California! Tricia Romano of the Village Voice calls Darlinda a
“Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza!” USA Today says “It’s hard to top
Darlinda!”

FOR MORE INFORMATION about “THE S
AGA OF SUPER DANCE” visit
www.galapagosartspace.com and for more information about Darlinda’s
Polyester Players or for larger photos visit
www.darlindajustdarlinda.com or email darlinda@gmail.com.

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Wednesday 5/23 LAS VEGAS or BUST! Exotic World Benefit @ Galapagos (Willyburg Brklyn)
Amber Ray invites you to:
LAS VEGAS OR BUST! (Or Both!)
Striptease might seem like a transitory art form,
over as soon as the clothing hits the floor. But the
Exotic World Burlesque Museum is proving quite the
opposite. Founded originally by Burlesque Star Jenni
Lee in the Mojave desert decades ago, it was passed on
to golden age burlesque queen Dixie Evans in 1989.
Exotic World collects the playbills, feather fans,
lip-prints, and jewel encrusted garters of our
centuries greatest peelers. But now, Exotic World is
looking for a new home…in Las Vegas.
Amber Ray, a veteran New York City burlesque dancer
and nightlife personality, is throwing a Las Vegas
themed burlesque benefit for the world’s only
striptease museum.
On May 23rd, look out for “Las Vegas or Bust (or
Both): A Benefit for The Exotic World Burlesque
Museum.”
The party promises showgirl go-go, raffles, auctions,
and burlesque numbers by Dirty Martini, Angie Pontani,
Jo Boobs, Nasty Canasta, and many other top NYC
dancers.
All money raised will go to getting Exotic World a
permanent home in Las Vegas.
Las Vegas or Bust! (Or Both!) happens on Wednesday
May 23rd, 2007
at Galapagos Art Space
(70 North 6th Street, between Kent and Wythe.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211. 718 782-5188)
8pm until 2am. $15 Cover.
$10 if you come in Vegas theme suggested dress: Boas,
Pearls, Gowns, Showgirl, Fear and Loathing, Casino,
Dealer, Lady of the night, Rat Pack and Black Jack!
For more information:
www.amberray. net
www.exoticworldusa. com
www.galapagosartspace.com

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May 26, 2007
QBR LIVES!
A queer punk dance party!
Last Saturday of Every Month
Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow, NYC
Doors @ 11PM, 21+, $7
myspace.com/qxbxrx

THEO & THE SKYSCRAPERS live @ 1am
DJs GO-KARFF, SIR LOINS, A.MARTINI
HOSTESS DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA
R-n-R GOGO BOYS!
FREE BEER 11PM-12AM
HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS 2-3AM
$2 BUDS ALL NITE

Beauty is the Word,
Darlinda Just Darlinda

For more info on Future Performances and Fun Times check out my web site!
www.darlindajustdarlinda.com

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