Hi Lovelies,
December is full of special events and teaching! Starting the Month off with a BETTE MIDLER BANG! Monday December 1st! The Wind Beneath My Tassels!! 10pm Public Assembly! Then it’s Flirting With Burlesque at the New York School of Burlesque, Bad Ass Burlesque on December 20th,Menorah Horah on the second night of Hanukkah, Monday December 22, and a TBA New Years party at Joe’s Pub!!
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THURSDAY DECEMBER 4 & THURSDAY DECEMBER 18TH:
TEACHING FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE for the New York School of Burlesque
TEACHING FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at 440 STUDIOS 440 Lafayette Studio 4C $15, $25 for two 7-8 pm Class size is limited. More info at www.schoolofburlesque.com

Sat. December 20th
!BadAss! Burlesque
presents -
A Satanic X-mas!
at the Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery, NYC, 10012, $15
Gates open wide at Midnight!
hosts a slew of
unholy X-mas hellcats
in the name of Satan!
opens the affair
with a bloody
punk rock bang!
DJ Velocity
and
VJ Val Killmore
deliver a satanic audio/visual
assault throughout the night!
!BadAss! Blasphemers include -
Moonshine
serves up the
devil’s groove juice til 4am!!!
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MONDAY DECEMBER 22, 2008
Monday Night Burlesque at Public Assembly and The Schlep Sisters Present
MENORAH HORAH!
70 N. 6th St., Brooklyn
Monday, December 22, 10:00 PM
hosted by
Jonny Porkpie & Bastard Keith
starring
The Schlep Sisters: Minnie Tonka & Darlinda Just Darlinda
& Little Brooklyn!
Lights! Lust! Latkes! Celebrate the 2nd night of Hanukkah burlesque style! Light the menorah, compete in a Dreidel Spin Off, pig out on latkes and dance the horah with the former Ms. Jew-S-A & Mr. Ben Hesherman!

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New Years Eve After-Party hosted by Linda Simpson
Upcoming Shows
Price: $30
Show Description
This NEW YEARS EVE After-Party begins at 1AM. Doors at 12:30AM.
Erotic! Campy! Tipsy! At the helm is nightlife’s favorite hostess, Linda Simpson: “A kind of mother superior of the New York drag scene,” says The New York Times.
Joe’s Pub is tickled pink to announce the return of its absolutely fabulous New Year’s Eve after-party, starring a bubbly array of entertainers plucked from NYC’s gay, burlesque and avant-garde performance scenes. Tonight’s show features:
Whore’s Mascara – International sex sensations and downtown’s reigning It band! “Fabulous… Provocative pop”—reFresh Magazine. WhoresMascara.com
Wendy Ho – Hilariously raunchy soul singer with an amazing set of pipes! Her hit single “Bitch I Stole Yo’ Purse” voted funniest video on Logo’s Click List. WendyHo.net
Sultana - “Queen of the Middle East Village,” it’s New York’s favorite drag-queen bellydancer. myspace.com/sultananyc
Darlinda Just Darlinda – This gal can’t stop taking off her clothes! One of the brightest stars of New York’s thriving avant-burlesque scene. darlindajustdarlinda.com
Sequinette – Biologically female, but in every other way a flamboyant drag queen! Elaborate costumes for days! MySpace.com/Sequinetteofthespirits
Bertha - Country gal making it big in Gotham as a baton twirler!
Erin Markey – A shining new star of the performance-art scene, with a knack for mixing sex and humor. “Vampy”—Spin Magazine myspace.com/ErinMarkey
Lavinia Co-op – This English lass is a campy delight and a founding member of the world-famous Bloolips performance troupe.
Inbred Hybrid Collective – Wild and wacky installations are the speciality of this imaginative posse of visual and performance artists.
DJ Baby K – No slow ballads for this party perker-upper! She aims to please with dancefloor favorites.
myspace.com/Misswebb007
and Chris Tanner – This veteran of the downtown performance scene never fails to impress with his gung-ho stage antics.
What a thrilling way to spend your first hours of 2009!





