Hi Folks,
Ahh April, spring is showing it’s lovely ways and there is all sorts of fun to be had if you join me! A couple of great benefits April 1st is for the Management’s 2009 season and April 11 and 16th are both benefits for Coney Island!! Night of a Thousand Stevies is coming up in May and I just can hardly wait for spring to show it’s face for REAL!
March sure was a blast!! Here are some shots to prove it!!
I did a fun photo shoot with Leland Bobbe photograpy
Andrew Foster was on Fire with these Slipper Room shots!
Bearlinda came out of hibernation because Spring showed it’s fancy face!

I read a book about Anita Berber and created this act to the song The Mooche, really fun!

Here’s the short list of what’s going on on APRIL!
1.Wednesday April 1st 8pm SEXY BEAST at the Brick Theater in Brooklyn.
2. Thursday April 2, Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at the School of Burlesque @ 44o Studios
3.Saturday April 4th, PASSOVER IN PASTIES 7pm at the Slipper Room
4.Saturday April 4th MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS Burlesque 10pm at the Slipper Room
5.Monday April 6th at 7pm MONDAY NIGHT BINGO at the Bowerey Poetry Club
6. Wednesday April 8th at 10pm SKITTS’N’TITS at the Bowery Poetry Club
7. Saturday April 11 at 8pm SAVE CONEY ISLAND BENEFIT at South Paw in Brooklyn
9. Wednesday April 15 at 8pm COCKETTES ELEVATOR GIRLS IN BONDAGE DVD RELEASE PARTY at the Bleeker Street Theater
10. Thursday April 16th 7pm CONEY ISLAND BENEFIT GALA at M2 Ultra Lounge
11. Friday April 17 at 8:30 and 10:30pm COCKETTES ELEVATOR GIRLS IN BONDAGE DVD Release Party at Monkey Town in Brooklyn
12. Thursday April 23rd 7pm FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at The School of Burlesque @440 Studios
13.Wednesday April 29th LAST CALL AT THE STARLINER LOUNGE at Corio
14. Thursday April 30th 7pm FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at The School of Burlesque @440 Studios
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Here is the long list with details!
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WEDNESDAY APRIL 1, AT 8PM SEXY BEAST

8:00pm – 11:00pm
The Brick (Williamsburg)
575 Metropolitan Ave. btwn Union and Lorimer (Take the L to Lorimer stop)
Brooklyn, NY
A porno bingo fundraiser (yes, that’s right) to benefit those sexy beasts, The Management, and their 2009 season. Inspired by our upcoming spectacle, Caitlin and the Swan, the party will be hosted by burlesque sensation Darlinda Just Darlinda, with performances by local divas Anita Cookie, Veronica del Rio, Deity, and Darlinda herself. Porno bingo through the night with prizes provided by Babeland and beer provided by Brooklyn Brewery! $20 at the door, first beer’s on us, $2 after that. You can’t beat that with a stick, unless of course you want to. Be there or be square.
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THURSDAY April 2, 23, and 30TH:
7-8PM
TEACHING FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE for the New York School of Burlesque
TEACHING FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at 440 STUDIOS 440 Lafayette Studio 4C $15, $25 for two 7-8 pm Class size is limited. More info at www.schoolofburlesque.com
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SATURDAY APRIL 4TH AT 7PM PASSOVER IN PASTIES
Kosher ChiXXX: Passover in Pasties
On Saturday, April 4, 2009 at 7P.M. at the Slipper Room, 167 Orchard Street, NYC, the Schlep Sisters present a special Passover edition of Kosher ChiXXX the all-Jewish burlesque revue where the Big Apple’s juiciest Jewesses who will strut their ample tuchuses for folks who like to keep their fantasies kosher.
Kosher ChiXXX Passover Style is a sexy, sultry all-Jewish burlesque extravaganza in honor of Passover, one of those uplifting Jewish holidays when members of the tribe celebrate the fact that we avoided slavery and extermination…again. It’s one of our most festive holidays, a time for eating matzah and getting drunk off of 4 glasses of wine. Why stay home asking the traditional Passover questions, “Why is this night different from all other nights?” when we have all the answers, live on stage.
Starring:
The Schlep Sisters burlesque performers of the Jewish persuasion! Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda are long lost sisters that found each other while tracing the roots of Yiddish Theater and Vaudeville. Inspired by the Barry Sisters and Rock n’ Roll these ladies can cut a rug! They’ve been living it up on stage together since 2003. You may have seen them here in New York City at The New York Burlesque Festival, Kosher ChiXXX all-Jewish burlesque revue, LOVE YOU! A Valentine’s Burlesque Show, Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad, Starshine Burlesque, Sweet and Nasty Burlesque, Darlinda’s Polyester Players Present and many more. These sassy sisters have so much love they have to schlep it all over the country! For the highlights, check www.schlepsisters.com. These ladies are joined by hostess Raven Snook, Little Brooklyn, and Miss Delirium Tremens! Join us for a Passover you will never forget!!
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SATURDAY APRIL 4 10PM MR. CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS
10pm The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
New York City’s Longest Running Burlesque Show!
The industry standard of New York Burlesque shows, the longest running show in the city and the one all other shows are compared to.
Mr. Choades is a no holds barred extravaganza. You won’t believe one little room could hold so much talent, and still only $5!
Hosted by Seth Herzog
Featuring
Jezebel Express, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Delirium Tremens, Rose Wood, and just back from her world tour, Julie Atlas Muz.
Tunes from DJ Scott Ewalt.
Event Info
Doors at 8pm, Show at 10:30 and lasts all night!
$5 Cover

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MONDAY APRIL 6 MONDAY NIGHT BINGO WITH MURRAY HILL AND LINDA SIMPSON
MONDAY NIGHT BINGO! Kids, this night is a smash hit! Get there at 7 for a seat and happy hour! Trust me,it’s off the hook and the hottest Monday night party in the Big Apple!

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WEDNESDAY APRIL 8 10PM
SKITS’N'TITS
DIANE O’DEBRA, JESSICA DELFINO AND STEPH SABELLI PRESENT, “SKITS’N'TITS!” AT THE BOWERY POETRY CLUB (308 BOWERY BTWN BLEECKER AND HOUSTON, NYC) ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8 AT 10PM! TIX ARE $5 AT THE DOOR!
Contact Diane O’Debra dianeodebra@gmail.com

DIANE O’DEBRA, JESSICA DELFINO AND STEPH SABELLI PRESENT, “SKITS’N'TITS!” AT THE BOWERY POETRY CLUB (308 BOWERY BTWN BLEECKER AND HOUSTON, NYC) ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8 AT 10PM! TIX ARE $5 AT THE DOOR!
NYC: We are women, hear us Roar! Diane O’Debra (O’Debra Twins), Jessica Delfino and Steph Sabelli present their brand new female empowered comedy, burlesque and music show, “Skits’N'Tits”! A monthly show every second Wednesday of the month! Special guests all night long and closing out with genius rock band, Alana Amram and The Rough Gems!
THIS MONTH GUESTS INCLUDE:
Matt McCarthy: “a Belushi Like Mad Man” NY TIMES
Jackie Monahan: TIME OUT NY 2008 Best Joke of the year!
Leslie Goshko: Manhattan Monologue Slam Champion
Darlinda Just Darlinda: Neo Burlesque performer renowned for her “Year in Rainbow”
Mike Albo: “The Ultimate Satirist of the downtown New York social landscape” NY TIMES
And many, many more TBA!
Don’t miss this exciting evening of hilarious and drunken debauchery!
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SAVE CONEY ISLAND BENEFIT
Saturday, April 11th
$12 Adv/ $15 @ the door
8pm doors, 9pm show
A benefit for the SAVE CONEY ISLAND group, fighting to protect the future of the peoples playground!
With live music from THE NEW YORK HOWL, 357 LOVER & LES SANS CULLOTES.
Plus live performances from MISS CONEY ISLAND 2004 BAMBI, MISS CYCLONE & MISS EXOTIC WORLD ANGIE PONTANI, LITTLE BROOKLYN, PEEKABOO POINTE, HELEN PONTANI, MISS CONEY ISLAND 2008 GAL FRIDAY, MISS CONEY ISLAND 2005 JULIE ATLAS MUZ, DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA, GIGI LA FEMME, THE DAISY SPURS, THE WORLD FAMOUS PONTANI SISTERS, DAME CUCHIFRITA & more tba! Hosted by THE GREAT FREDINI, MISS ASTRID & THE WORLD FAMOUS BOB, Plus DJ’S HUCKWILD, FRESH PRINCE OF DARKNESS & BILL COLEMAN.
red carpet! raffles! prizes! drink specials and good karma for life!
Learn more about the cause and sign the petition today www.fightforyourrighttoconey.com
Southpaw
125 5th ave – Brooklyn
www.spsounds.com for tickets
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Wed. 4/15-”Elevator Girls in Bondage” DVD release party at:
Bleecker Theaters
45 Bleecker St. btwn Lafayette & Mott
8pm-FREE-Live Show-rare cockette memorabilia raffle-silent art auction by famed artist Bill Bowers of wall sculptures and wearable art-screening of new DVD which will be available on site-signed limited edition-first time
ever!
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THURSDAY APRIL 16 7PM CONEY ISLAND BENEFIT GALA
Please join us for the 5th annual Coney Island USA Spring Fundraising Gala. All proceeds go directly towards funding CIUSA’s many unique programs and the fight to save Coney Island’s amusement district.

Performances by:
The 2009 Cast of the Coney Island Circus Sideshow
Aerial Artistry by Ekaterina and Harvest Moon
NYC’s Finest Burlesque Stars including:
Little Brooklyn, Trixie Little & Evil Hate Monkey, World Famous *BOB*, Bambi the Mermaid,
and Jo Boobs with students from the N.Y. School of Burlesque
with Fisherman’s Xylophonic Burlesque Orchestra
Featuring the Great Throwdini and Bullseye!
Plus many more…
Cocktails and Hors D’oeuvres will be served.
Join the Host Committee!
Joining the Host Committee is a great way to get involved and help support Coney Island USA. Host Committee members sell or purchase 5 Gala tickets and in return receives a free ticket to host their friends. Committee members will also be invited to a private dinner in recognition of their support and receive exclusive updates on Coney Island happenings throughout the year.
To Join the Host Committee contact Kate Bartoldus
e-mail: kate(at)coneyisland.com
phone: 718-372-5159
# General admission tickets $100 ($80 tax deductible)
# VIP tickets $250 ($200 tax deductible) The VIP ticket experience includes access to a private seating area with table food and drink service, goodie bag and meet and greet with our performers!
Thursday April 16th 2009
7-11pm
M2 Ultra Lounge (formerly Crobar)
530 West 28th Street
(btw 10th and 11th avenues)
Tickets online at:
https://commerce.pair.com/alhadeff/coney/benefitreg_2009.html
Further info:
http://www.coneyisland.com/benefit.shtml
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Fri. 4/17-“Elevator Girls in Bondage” DVD release parties at:
Monkeytown
58 N. 3rd St. Bedford Stop
8pm & 10:30pm-FREE-same info as Bleecker St.
dinner reservation encouraged in advance at: http://monkeytownhq.com/reservations.html

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WEDENSDAY APRIL 29 7PM
LAST CALL AT THE STARLIGHT LOUNGE WITH BIG APPLE BURLESQUE
THE Show:
In a world where there are no more good guys and corruption is merely a way of life. One woman takes a stand. The name is Softy Malone, Private Dick. And in crime ridden alleys nestled in Far Rockaway, just one good Dick can make all the difference.
A Burlesque-noir filled with, murder stricken lovers, corrupt criminals and glorious gals who bare it all.
Starring:
Honey Birdette as Softy Malone
Ruby Valentine as Molly Monroe and Sally O’Malley
Broadway Brassy as Lt. Scooter Romaine
Weirdee Girl as Janey “the Blonde” Jones
Darlinda Just Darlinda as Detective Dot Shcwerha
Scott Rayow as Jimmy the Sidekick
and
Snuffy Patterson as The Voice
LIVE MUSIC!
with Brian Newman, Lance Cruce and the Big Apple Burlesque Orchestra
Dance Party After show! (Come dance with us!)
EVERY WEDNESDAY AT CORIO
337 West Broadway at Grand, NYC
SHOW AT: 8pm
Tickets: $15
Get your Tickets Here: http://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?showCode=LAS10





