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Dear Friends!
Last month I did a shoot with Adrian Buckmaster, a photo comic “strip” of sorts! It’s at the Very Bottom of this post(Not work safe as usual!!)
Such an EXCITING MONTH!! It began with a feature in Black Book Magazine by Walt Cessna click on the photo and read on!

And of course The Burlesque Hall of Fame Pageant and Reunion in Las Vegas Nevada that took place last weekend(Photos Below!!!)
Here’s a breif synopsis of the MONTH OF JUNE! I’m performing in the LAST Pinchbottom Burlesque P.I.N.C.H SQUAD 70’s Cop Show Burlesque, Revealed Burlesque, the Mermaid Ball after the Mermaid Parade, a benefit for marriage equality called Well Why don’t you Marry Us?,Viva Rock n’Roll Burlesque, teaching Flirting with Burlesque and last but not least performing at Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque in Bridgeport Connecticut!!! Read on for more details!
P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD 70s Cop Show Burlesque
Saturday, June 13 @ 10:30pm
The Bleecker Street Theater, 45 Bleecker, NYC
TIX AVAILABLE AT http://www.pinchbottom.com/
Village Voice Slideshow: http://www.villagevoice.com/
THE LOWDOWN:
Things are definitely not groovy in Disco City, where down and dirty Crime Boss Nasty Canasta runs an illicit burlesque and counterfeiting ring with a satin-gloved fist. There’s just one hope for this jive town: Funkadelic policeman Jonny Porkpie and the far-out detectives of P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD. Can you dig it? Pinchbottom travels back in time to the sexy seventies to follow the officers of the “Police Investigative Narcotics, Counterfeiting & Hootchy-kootch Squad” as they try to bring down the bad guys in a world gone mad. But can the polyester-clad Fuzz solve the mystery of who stole the decade’s fashion sense? You’ve never been happier to see clothes come off than in P.I.N.C.H. SQUAD 70s Cop Show Burlesque.
starring NASTY CANASTA & JONNY PORKPIE and ANITA COOKIE, BASTARD KEITH, CREAMY STEVENS, DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA, DOC WASABASSCO, EVIL PETTING RON, LITTLE BROOKLYN, NAUGHTIA NICE, TIGGER!
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Wednesday June 17th 10pm
Revealed Burlesque
UNDER St. Marks
94 St. Marks Place.
btwn 1st Ave and Ave A
$20 For Tickets Please click on image!
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Saturday June 20th

The Ball will run in 2 skating sessions 5:30pm-8:30pm and 9pm-Midnight
$20 (skate rental $5)
DJ, Burlesque and Sideshow performances
Concession stand will be open, alcohol is prohibited
The first 100 guests who present their ticket stub from the 6/20 6:30pm Circus, will get $10 admission to the 9pm skate session
5:30pm tickets
http://commerce.pair.com/alhadeff/coneystore/index.php?main_page=product_info&cP…
9pm tickets
http://commerce.pair.com/alhadeff/coneystore/index.php?main_page=product_info&cP…
Further info at:
http://www.coneyisland.com/mermaidparadeball09.shtml
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JUNE 23
8PM
WHY DON’T YOU MARRY US?

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TEACHING FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE
AT THE NEW YORK SCHOOL OF BURLESQUE
JUNE 11&25TH 440 Studios, 440 Lafayette!
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Thursday June 25th
Viva Burlesque at the Slipper Room
10:30pm 167 Orchard Street $5
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Friday June 26th
I’m Judging Strip Search New York
8pm at the Slipper Room
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Saturday June 27th, 10pm
Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque
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Photos From the Burlesque Hall of Fame!
The Schlep Sisters competing in the Best Group Category! Photo by LA Burlesque
Me, Heidi, Indigo, Elsa and Pidgeon on Animal Print Night at the Legends Showcase

Clams, Me and Shelly on Saturday night after the Pageant

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The Pastor Fastermaster Ministries
Tract Number Two.
In a BRIEF, filed yesterday with the Supreme Celestial COURT, Cuthbert Ronald Cuthbertson
an ambitious LAWYER and DEVOUT Christian with the firm Grovell, Begg and Pleede, ALLEGES that his MOTHER,
Mrs Gladys Violet Cuthbertson, found SUNDAYS to be entirely too ENJOYABLE.

Mother is
DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA
conceptor:
DELGADO
hair and make-up
Irene Delgado
www.myspace.com/foundationsbydeity
Art direction, set design and photography:
http://www.adrianbuckmaster.com






