July Update Darlinda’s Birthday Party . . .

That’s right, my birthday is July 31, so we’ve got the whole month to celebrate and YOU ARE INVITED! You have got many amazing opportunities to celebrate with me . . .let me dive into the details later on. For now soak up the highlights! The fine folks at Bushwick Burlesque are throwing me a DIVINE BIRTHDAY BASH July 16th, I’m going on a mini tour with Rhinestone Gorilla Burlesque and teaching at the Playful Peacock Showgirl Academy in Minneapolis July 19 & 20th, then when I return Minnie Tonka and I (The Schlep Sisters) are bringing you FUNNY LADY BURLESQUE: THE HILARIOUS HUSSY SHOW July 26th! But WAIT there is MORE . . .read on lovelies . . .and you’ll see why July is always my favorite month!

July 16th is the first of the Birthday shenanigans  Bushwick Burlesque: DARLINDA’s DIVINE BIRTHDAY BASH! An all star cast; THE PIXIE HARLOTS, POISON EVE, TANSY, MACHINE DAZZLE, MATHEW CROSLAND, DEEDEE VEGA, MATT DALLOW, ZOE ZIEGFELD, SCARY BEN, DJ JOHNNY HORRIBLE and MORE to come! Photo from Bushwick Burlesque Booty Bounce Bacchanalia  at BIZARRE by co-owner and photographer Jean-Stéphane Sauvaire.

July 26 is The Schlep Sisters Present FUNNY LADY BURLESQUE: THE HILARIOUS HUSSY SHOW! Starring  THE SCHLEP SISTERS – New York’s Juiciest Jewesses!, MINNIE TONKA – The One Woman Riot, DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA – The Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza, PINKIE SPECIAL – Genius Retard, FEM APPEAL – The Lando Calrissian of Burlesque, WAE MESSED – No way! Yes, Wae, BOOBOO DARLIN’ – The Carol Burnett of Burlesque, LIL’ MISS LIXX – The Candy-Coated Cutie, Hosted by NADINE DUBOIS – The Good Kind of Bad

Enjoy the photos and illustrations (Above of me by Luma Rouge) and more photos below NSFW!

JULY Performances and Workshops!

Wednesday, July 10: Take a Turn for the Nurse: 10pm Nurse Bettie 106 Norfolk St  NY, NY

Thursday’s, July 11, 18*, & 25: Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE 7-8pm at The NY School of Burlesque advance registration required www.schoolofburlesque.com/flirting.shtml *Gal Friday is teaching!
Thursday’s, July 11: Homo Erectus: Oh My Stars and SockGarters 9pm STONEWALL INN
53 Christopher Street NY, NY
Friday, July 12: Classical Tassels 8pm The Cutting Room 44 East 32nd Street NY, NY
Friday, July 12: The Slipper Room Midnight Show 11:45pm at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, New York, NY
TUESDAY, July 16: Bushwick Burlesque: DARLINDA’s DIVINE BIRTHDAY BASH! 8pm at BIZARRE BUSHWICK 12 JEFFERSON STREET. BROOKLYN, NY
Friday & Saturday July 19 & 20: RHINESTONE GORILLA BURLESQUE presents GOOD IDEA/BAD IDEA A Fully-Scripted Burlesque Tribtue to Animaniacs 10pm at Bryant Lake Bowl 810 W Lake St  Minneapolis, MN
Saturday, July 19: Teaching SHIMMY UP THE BURLESQUE LADDER 3-4:30pm at The Playful Peacock Showgirl Academy 345 13th Ave NE Minneapolis, MN
Thursday July 26: The Schlep Sisters Present FUNNY LADY BURLESQUE: THE HILARIOUS HUSSY SHOW!10pm at Coney Island USA 1208 Surf Ave., Brooklyn, NY
Saturday, July 27: A Judge at the Coney island Talent Show: 3pm Coney Island
Saturday, July 27: The Slipper Room Midnight Show 11:45pm at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, New York, NY
Sunday, July 28: Kitty Nights Fem Appeal’s Birthday Show 9pm Mug Lounge 448 East 13th Street, NY, NY
Wednesday, July 31: Tainted Cabaret 8pm at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, New York, NY
Wednesday, July 31: Shaken and Stirred: MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY! 10pm at The Delancy 1
68 Delancey St,  New York, NY

AUGUST Performances

Thursday, August 1:The Great Clown Caper: The Strange Tale of  Smiley the Armless Clown 9pm at Coney Island USA 1208 Surf Ave., Brooklyn, NY
Friday August 2: Follies Fromage 10pm at Coney Island USA 1208 Surf Ave., Brooklyn, NY
Thursday, August 8:. “It Don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White!!!”9pm at Coney Island USA 1208 Surf Ave., Brooklyn, NY
Friday, August 9: Eight of Swords Anniversary Party 7pm Eight of Swords 115 Grand Street, Brooklyn, NY
Friday, August 9: The Club House 2am at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, New York, NY
Saturday, August 10: The Club House 2am at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, New York, NY
Wednesday, August 14: Take a Turn for the Nurse: 10pm Nurse Bettie 106 Norfolk St  NY, NY
Thursday, August 15: Hot Patooties: A Burlesque Tribute to Meat Loaf!: 8:30pm House of Yes, 342 Maujer Street Brooklyn,NY
Friday, August 16: THE TA-TAs: The Alternatease Awards Spectacular 8pm at Davis Square Theatre 255 Elm Street Somerville, MA
Saturday, August 17:RHINESTONE GORILLA BURLESQUE presents GOOD IDEA/BAD IDEA A Fully-Scripted Burlesque Tribute to Animaniacs 8pm 820 Massachusetts Avenue, Cambridge, MA.
TUESDAY, August 20: BUSHWICK BURLESQUE! 8pm at BIZARRE BUSHWICK 12 JEFFERSON STREET. BROOKLYN, NY
Friday, August 23: The Slipper Room Midnight Show 11:45pm at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, New York, NY
Monday, August 26: For The Love Of Dixie (NYC) 9pm at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, New York, NY
Monday, August 26: Temple of The Virgins 10pm at La Flaca, 384 Grand Street, LES

 

Fun Flyers!

Friday, July 12: Classical Tassels 8pm The Cutting Room 44 East 32nd Street NY, NY
 

Wednesday, July 31: Shaken and Stirred: MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY! 10pm at The Delancey 1
68 Delancey St,  New York, NY

Photos!

Scary Ben and I at The Mermaid Parade 2013 by Paul Ferris

Miss Ekaterina, Whitney Ward, Trixie Little, Bambi the Mermaid, Eric Schmalenberger, Scary Ben me and Dark Rainbow at The Mermaid Parade 2013!
Next month . . .find me in Boston for Alternatease and more Rhinestone Gorillas!

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