Be blessed by
Dr. Lukki the Patron Saint of Glamour (Dr Lukki)

Do the Funky robot with
The President of the Sexy Retards Movement (World Famous *BOB*)

Rediscover her Super Powers with
Dancing Queen (Little Brooklyn)

The Saga of Super Dance

Monday May 14, 2007
Galapagos Art Space
10pm
$5

Check it out!

http://misterburlesque.blogspot.com/2007/05/queens.html

Thanks!

Darlinda Just Darlinda

Dear Ones ~

It’s time for my Birthday once again, which means it’s time for another twisted “WHAT the F*CK?!?” show at the Slipper Room!
This Saturday, Cinco de Mayo (that’s May 5th, gringos) at 11:30pm. It’s the show that celebrates the Ridiculous, the Absurd, the Goofy, the Retarded Genius of Burlesque!
The show that seeks those perfect moments at the end of an act where the audience is silent for a second, their jaws dropped as they silently ask “What – the – fuck…was that?!?” before they burst into screams and applause.

This time it’s “WHAT the F*CK?!? Identity Crisis!”
Darlinda Just Darlinda is Nasty Canasta!
Nasty Canasta is Darlinda Just Darlinda!
Little Brooklyn is Miss Saturn!
Miss Saturn is Tigger!
And I am Little Brooklyn!
You have NEVER seen us like this before! (Unless you were at Darlinda’s Off the Top show at Galapagos in Feb.) Like Off the Top was, this is guaranteed to be another one of my favorite nights of burlesque ever!

But that’s not all! Then it’s Birthday Suit Burlesque!
We’ll ask the immortal question – Can you do a Strip Tease without any Clothing?
My birthday present to myself is to have these 4 Retarded Genius Girls Gone Wild onstage with me. The present to all of you is that we can drink and dance and laugh our asses off!
Please come. This is NOT your average night at the Slipper Room!
All we need to make the night perfect is the best audience in New York. Let it be you.
Come party with us for 5ive measly bucks!
Did I mention that I’ve arranged for Cinco de Mayo Maragarita Specials all night?

with Shameless Love,
xxxTigger!

All is fantastically Mad here in the Month of May! I’m Super excited about !!! THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE!!!Find out all about your favorite dancing super hero on May 14!

From Gold rush Burlesque AND Tigger’s Off The Top NAKED birthday party, to two of wonderful Exotic World Benefits! Slurp at the Cock and two BRAND NEW QUEER PARTIES!

It’s bound to be a Fantastic Month!!

All the details below!

Hope to see you going Mad!
Darlinda Just Darlinda

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The SHORT LIST!
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Tuesday May 1: Goldrush Burlesque at Lotus 409 W14th Street, 10pm

Wednesday May 2: Slurp at The Cock 29 Second Avenue, 11pm $5

Friday May 4: Radical Vaudeville at Mo Pitkin’s Downstairs 34 Ave A. BTW 2nd & 3rd St.s, 12midnight, $5

Saturday May 5: TIGGERS OFF THE TOP B-DAY at the Slipper Room 167 Orchard, 12 midnight, $5

Wednesday May 9: Schlep Sisters at Mr Choads Sloppy Seconds at the Slipper Room 167 Orchard, 10pm, $5

Thursday May 10: Starshine Burlesque Exotic World Benefit at Riffifi(Cinema Classics), East 11 btwn 1st and Second

Friday May 11: Bitch Slap at Luke and Leroy, 21 7th Avenue and Bleeker 10PM $5

MONDAY MAY 14: THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE!!! at Galapagos Art Space, 70 North 6th Street(btwn Wythe and Kent) 10pm, $5

Wednesday May 23:Vegas or Bust, 70 North 6th Street, between Kent and Wythe.Williamsburg, Brooklyn, $15 Cover.$10 if you come in Vegas theme suggested dress!

Saturday May 26:QBR LIVES! Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow, NYC
Doors @ 11PM, $7

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The LONG LIST!
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EVERY TUESDAY
** GOLD RUSH at LOTUS **
from the devious minds that bring you Starshine Burlesque
a weekly dinner-theatre burlesque event!
this and every Tuesday at Lotus
DJ Fresh Prince of Darkness and the Meat Mistress alternate weeks on the turntable
409 W 14th St (Cross Street: 9th Avenue)
(212) 243-4420
Directions: A, C, E; L at 14th St-8th Ave

LOADS more info at:

http://www.starshineburlesque.com/lotus/>

**CONTEST TIME**
The gals at Lotus are spicy and hot, and so is the food.
Come see what all the hubbub is about – on us.
We have one COMPLIMENTARY dinner for four to give away!
That means YOU AND THREE VERY HAPPY FRIENDS!
(not including tips & booze)
Drop us a line at info@starshineburlesque.com letting us know why this is your lucky week to join us for dinner. Three lucky winners will be notified, and everyone else is still welcome to come join in on the fun for FREE. Just say you are there for Gold rush Burlesque. Everyone is a winner!
of course you can still come any time and enjoy the delicious Prix Fixe pickins:

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Wednesday May 2nd Slurp at the Cock (29 Second Ave), 11pm! Each night features a show, go-go dancers and fantastic DJs Michael Magnan and Tefar. The crowd is hip, sexy and friendly, and there are lots of random perverts to keep things spicy!
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Friday. May, 4 @ Midnight

Mo Pitkin’s 34 Ave. A Downstairs BTW 2nd & 3rd St.s

BRUTALLY BRILLIANT ENTERTAINMENT DONE DIRT CHEAP $5

Your Host and MC: Moonshine

Featuring the in house comedy stylings of Mo’s Hos with The O’Debra Twins Jessica Delfino, Rosie Rebel and Steph Sabelli

This week’s special guest stars:
A Brief View Of The Hudson
Kevin Draine, The Bitter Poet,
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Henry Faulkner
Valmonte Sprout
Dottie Lux

www.radicalvaudeville.com
www.surfreality.com
www.mopitkins.com

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Satdurday May 5: Tigger’s off the Top/ Naked Identity Crisis Birthday
Starring
Tigger!
Little Brooklyn
Nasty Canasta
Miss Saturn
Darlinda Just Darlinda
11pm the Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, $5
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Wednesday May 9: Mr Choads Sloppy Seconds with the Schlep Sisters 10pm the Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, $5
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Thursday 5/10 Starshine Burlesque Exotic World Benefit @ RIFIFI (EV
NYC)
STARSHINE BURLESQUE Presents:
EXOTIC WORLD BENEFIT
A Burlesque Benefit to Raise Money & Awareness for Exotic World USA
When: May 10th 2007
Where: RiFiFi (Cinema Classics) 332 East 11th Street @ 1st Avenue, New York City
Time: 9pm pre show go-go and raffle ticket sales 10pm show
Price: $10
RESERVED SEATING:
Limited advanced seating will be available for the public on a first-come, first-served
basis.
Doors will open for advanced seating at 10:15ish pm tickets are $15.00
$10 General admission will seat shortly after.
bring extra $$! super raffle and auction items, go-go girls and all for a good cause!
Starshine Burlesque announces a star-studded benefit gala, a night of premium burlesque
entertainment, raffles, auctions and gogo girls to raise money and awareness for
www.exoticworldusa. com, the only museum in the world dedicated exclusively to
preserving the art and artifacts of the golden age of Burlesque and Dixie Evans, the
museum’s current curator and proprietress (a position she’s held since 1989). The event
will take place at RiFiFi (Cinema Classics), 332 East 11th Street at 1st Avenue at 10:00 on
May 10th, 2007.
The night also happens to celebrate the joint birthdays of the two co-producers of the
weekly burlesque extravaganza, Creamy Stevens and Little Brooklyn. Being surrounded by
the best burlesque has to offer while “keeping Dixie’s dream alive”.. what more can a
birthday girl or two wish for?
Confirmed performers include :
Mr Exotic World 2006 – Tigger!
2006 winner “Best Exotic Move” – Rose Wood
Miss Exotic World 2004 – Dirty Martini
Miss Exotic World First runner up 2004; The World Famous *BOB*
the incomparable Jo Boobs
the sultry Amber Ray
the birthday girls themselves, Creamy Stevens and
Little Brooklyn
Hosting the show is Mr Exotic World, Tigger!
Enjoy a cocktail before the show as go-go sensations Scarlet Sinclair, Peekaboo Pointe,
Clams Casino and Darlinda Just Darlinda bump and grind to the irresistible sounds of the
Meat Mistress’ turntable and offer you a chance at winning some premium raffle items!
The museum houses a wealth of memorabilia, including photographs and playbills,
pasties, lip-prints, and even the jewel-encrusted g-strings of such Burlesque legends as
Blaze Starr, Lili St. Cyr, Candy Barr and Chesty Morgan; as well as Sally Rand’s ivory-
handled fans, Gypsy Rose Lee’s glove collection, Jayne Mansfield’s heart-shaped couch,
and even the ashes of Miss Sheri Champagne, one of Burley-Q’s all-time greats.
All proceeds go to Dixie Evans and Exoticworld USA
www.starshineburles que.com
www.exoticworldusa. com
SEE http://www.starshin eburlesque. com/exotic_ world_benefit_ 07.shtml
For all raffle and auction items!!!
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Friday May 11: : : BITCH SLAP : : LUKE & LEROY : :
: : DJ DIRTY JEAN : :
: : HOST MURRAY HILL : :

From the Slappy Happy Minds of
Jen Gapay & Earl Dax

: : EVERY 2nd FRIDAY of the MONTH : :

OPENING NIGHT
FRIDAY, MAY 11

Special Guest DJ
JD SAMSON (Le Tigre)

Performance by DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA

21 7th Avenue and Bleeker
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Darlinda’s Polyester Players presents THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE!: A Burlesque Super Hero’s Life Story! Monday, May 14 10pm at Galapagos
Art Space 70 North 6th Street between Kent and Wythe.Williamsburg,
Brooklyn, NY 11211
718 782-5188.$5

THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE is the life story of a Burlesque Super Hero
who’s super power is to stop crime with dance! DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA
stars as SUPER DANCE!

Three queens bless SUPER DANCE at her birth.These queens are DR. LUKKI
the PATRON SAINT OF GLAMOUR, WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* the PRESIDENT OF THE
SEXY RETARD MOVEMENT and LITTLE BROOKLYN as DANCING QUEEN.

SUPER DANCE’S powers are lost and regained just in time to save
TIGGER! (Mr. Exotic World 2006) from his role as ANXIETY!

Darlinda’s Polyester Players produces Burlesque shows in New York and
even California! Tricia Romano of the Village Voice calls Darlinda a
“Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza!” USA Today says “It’s hard to top
Darlinda!”

FOR MORE INFORMATION about “THE S
AGA OF SUPER DANCE” visit
www.galapagosartspace.com and for more information about Darlinda’s
Polyester Players or for larger photos visit
www.darlindajustdarlinda.com or email darlinda@gmail.com.

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Wednesday 5/23 LAS VEGAS or BUST! Exotic World Benefit @ Galapagos (Willyburg Brklyn)
Amber Ray invites you to:
LAS VEGAS OR BUST! (Or Both!)
Striptease might seem like a transitory art form,
over as soon as the clothing hits the floor. But the
Exotic World Burlesque Museum is proving quite the
opposite. Founded originally by Burlesque Star Jenni
Lee in the Mojave desert decades ago, it was passed on
to golden age burlesque queen Dixie Evans in 1989.
Exotic World collects the playbills, feather fans,
lip-prints, and jewel encrusted garters of our
centuries greatest peelers. But now, Exotic World is
looking for a new home…in Las Vegas.
Amber Ray, a veteran New York City burlesque dancer
and nightlife personality, is throwing a Las Vegas
themed burlesque benefit for the world’s only
striptease museum.
On May 23rd, look out for “Las Vegas or Bust (or
Both): A Benefit for The Exotic World Burlesque
Museum.”
The party promises showgirl go-go, raffles, auctions,
and burlesque numbers by Dirty Martini, Angie Pontani,
Jo Boobs, Nasty Canasta, and many other top NYC
dancers.
All money raised will go to getting Exotic World a
permanent home in Las Vegas.
Las Vegas or Bust! (Or Both!) happens on Wednesday
May 23rd, 2007
at Galapagos Art Space
(70 North 6th Street, between Kent and Wythe.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211. 718 782-5188)
8pm until 2am. $15 Cover.
$10 if you come in Vegas theme suggested dress: Boas,
Pearls, Gowns, Showgirl, Fear and Loathing, Casino,
Dealer, Lady of the night, Rat Pack and Black Jack!
For more information:
www.amberray. net
www.exoticworldusa. com
www.galapagosartspace.com

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May 26, 2007
QBR LIVES!
A queer punk dance party!
Last Saturday of Every Month
Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow, NYC
Doors @ 11PM, 21+, $7
myspace.com/qxbxrx

THEO & THE SKYSCRAPERS live @ 1am
DJs GO-KARFF, SIR LOINS, A.MARTINI
HOSTESS DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA
R-n-R GOGO BOYS!
FREE BEER 11PM-12AM
HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS 2-3AM
$2 BUDS ALL NITE

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Beauty is the Word,
Darlinda Just Darlinda

For more info on Future Performances and Fun Times check out my web site!
www.darlindajustdarlinda.com

This is just a tiny update since you got this at the beginning of the month there have been some additions to my schedule!

So my friend Joono is doing a 420 show Friday April 20th, normally I don’t support these things, but she said it was mainly a political show about the women of AfginiIndiastan, I’m not sure where that is, but she usually knows what she’s talking about! She forgot to give me the details earlier in the month so here they are!!

Happy Spring!
Darlinda Just Darlinda

Friday, April 20: Joono’s 420 Show, The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street)$5 @10pm

Sunday, April 22: The Schlep Sisters at Sweet and Nasty, Riffifi( 332 E 11th St)$5 @10pm

Thursday, April 26: Starshine Burlesque Presents: Studio 54.Riffifi ( 332 E 11th St)$15 or $5 @10pm

Saturday, April 28: Mr Choads Upstairs/Downstairs,The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street)$5 @10pm

Monday, April 30th :Honi Harlow’s Moulin Rouge “An American Boy in Paris”, La Mama, 74A East 4th Street $15 @8pm

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Friday, April 20: Joono’s 420 Show, The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street)$5 @10pm

It’s a stoners delight!

Hosted by Joono and her Uncle Bob

Starring
Julie Atlas Muz
Bambi the Mermaid
Pinkie Special
and
Dottie Lux
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Sunday, April 22: The Schlep Sisters at Sweet and Nasty, Riffifi( 332 E 11th St)$5 @10pm
The Schlep Sisters(Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda)
Veronika Sweet
Nasty Canasta
and
Gigi La Femme
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Thursday, April 26: Starshine Burlesque Presents: Studio 54.Riffifi ( 332 E 11th St)$15 or $5 @10pm ** Starshine Burlesque presents Studio 54**

The ladies who bring you Starshine burlesque
are at it again with a night of disco, drugs and debauchery.
Featuring: Troupe de Jour, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Roja Rouge, Tigger, Honi Harlow, Amber Ray, Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens
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Saturday, April 28: Mr Choads Upstairs/Downstairs,The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street)$5 @10pm
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Honi Harlow’s
Moulin Rouge
“An American Boy in Paris”

The Club

April 30, 2007
Monday at 8:00pm

At La Mama
74A East 4th St. NY, NY 10003 212.475.7710

Tickets $15
purchase tickets online

One night only performance of Honi Harlow!!

Nothing is ever boring at the Moulin Rouge! Honi Harlow your mistress for the evening is having a rough night and she only has a few short hours to lift the family curse! Her daughter JuJu is causing her grief, her cusine Bella Da Balls is working her nerves and the worst part is only an American boy can save her from her horrible fate. She will ply him with booze, tempted him with dancing girls, and plain old beg.

Will she be saved? Or at the stroke of mid-night will she have to face a century old curse?

A night of talent, tassels, and temptation, don’t miss this dance extravaganza! With some of New York City’s top Burlesque Dancers, and comedic performers. Remember when the clock strikes mid-night hold on to your beret’s anything can happen!

This show is delightfully performed in combined languages:
English, American Sign Language (and random French)

The Family
Honi Harlow
Bella Da Balls
Noir Nutella
Carmen King
Megan Larson

The American Boy
Big Bronx
The Burlesque Stars
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Ceamy Stevens
Little Brooklyn
Llwellyn Defo
Peekaboo Pointe
Miss Clams Casino
Miss Scarlet Sinclair

Darlinda’s Polyester Players presents THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE!: A Burlesque Super Hero’s Life Story! Monday, May 14 10pm at Galapagos Art Space 70 North 6th Street between Kent and Wythe.Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211
718 782-5188.$5

THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE is the life story of a Burlesque Super Hero who’s super power is to stop crime with dance! DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA stars as SUPER DANCE!

Three queens bless SUPER DANCE at her birth.These queens are DR. LUKKI the PATRON SAINT OF GLAMOUR, WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* the PRESIDENT OF THE SEXY RETARD MOVEMENT and LITTLE BROOKLYN as DANCING QUEEN.

SUPER DANCE’S powers are lost and regained just in time to save TIGGER! (Mr. Exotic World 2006) from his role as ANXIETY!

Darlinda’s Polyester Players produces Burlesque shows in New York and even California! Tricia Romano of the Village Voice calls Darlinda a “Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza!” USA Today says “It’s hard to top Darlinda!”

FOR MORE INFORMATION about “THE SAGA OF SUPER DANCE” visit www.galapagosartspace.com and for more information about Darlinda’s Polyester Players or for larger photos visit www.darlindajustdarlinda.com or email darlinda@gmail.com.

I love April, it’s the ultimate tease, is it spring? Can we wear short dresses again? Then it rains, but the nice thing about April is the flowers are blooming! Yes, I saw some Daffodils last night!

There are lots of great shows coming up this month all of them listed below!

This month, I’m teaching a workshop, called Boudoir Star: How to strip for your lover! More details below!

Also I’m going to be involved in a couple of video projects! One of them is a collaboration of St. Eve, myself and Little Brooklyn. It’s called “The Saga of Super Dance and it’s actually debuting NEXT MONTH! I just wanted to give you a heads up. Also I’m going to be in Trina Rose’s “The Yellow Brick Road”, that goes into production this week!

So here’s what’s going on!

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The Short List(Dates, Location, Cost, Time ):
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Friday April 6: Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque, Corio Supper Club (337 West Broadway & Grand.) $20 @8pm

Friday April 13: Harem Scarum, Luna Lounge (361 Metropolitan Avenue)$15 advance $20 door @8pm

Sunday,April 15: Boudoir Star: How to Strip for your lover, Babeland (43 Mercer) $30 at 8pm

Friday, April 20: Juno’s 420 Show, The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street)$5 @10pm

Sunday, April 22: The Schlep Sisters at Sweet and Nasty, Riffifi( 332 E 11th St)$5 @10pm

Thursday, April 26: Starshine Burlesque Presents: Studio 54.Riffifi ( 332 E 11th St)$15 or $5 @10pm

Saturday, April 28: Mr Choads Upstairs/Downstairs,The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street)$5 @10pm

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The Long List (All the Juicy Details! Well. . .some)
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Thirsty Girl Productions Presents

FILTHY GORGEOUS BURLESQUE
Fridays @ Corio supper club

Friday April 6th @ 8PM

Hosted By The World Famous *BOB*
Performances by: Dirty Martini, Amber Ray, Jo Boobs, Veronica Varlow, Lex Grey, Darlinda Just Darlinda,

& DJ Paul Leroy

Join us for Dinner, Cocktails & Filthy Gorgeous Burlesque
The First & Third Fridays of the Month

$20

For Tickets and Dinner Reservations, Call 212-966-3901
337 West Broadway & Grand, New York, NY

www.corionyc.com www.thirstygirlproductions.com
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Thirsty Girl Productions Presents
Harem Scarum
Friday the 13th @ Luna Lounge
A Benefit Party for
New York’s Village Halloween Parade

Hosted By Scotty the Blue Bunny

Starring:
The Hungry March Band, The Fabulous Entourage, Daisy Spurs, The Violets, Project Jenny Project Jan, Jolly Ship the Whizbang, Angie Pontani, Amber Ray, The Glamazons, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Paco Fish, Groove Hoops, Dottie Lux, Dorit the Belly Dancer of the Universe

Plus DJ Dirty Jean & DJ Bill Coleman

Suggested Dress: Sexy Slasher, Creepy Carnival, Gypsy Queen and Glam Rock
$15 in advance, $20 at the door, $5 off door price in costume

For Advanced Tickets visit www.lunalounge.com
8pm
Luna Lounge
361 Metropolitan Avenue
Brooklyn, N.Y. 11211
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“Boudoir Star: How to Strip for your Lover”
You’re Sexy and your lover thinks so too! Why not learn some new moves
that accentuate all your best assets! Become a Boudoir Mega Star with
Burlesque Dancer Darlinda Just Darlinda as she teaches you to strip
for your lover!(Bring yourself and clothes you can move in!)

Sunday, April 15
8pm
Babeland
43 Mercer Street

Advance tickets HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
$30
CALL 212-966-2120 for your ticket TODAY!

www.babeland.com

PS: Sorry Gents, this class is for women only!
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Friday, April 20: Juno’s 420 Show, The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street)$5 @10pm
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Sunday, April 22: The Schlep Sisters at Sweet and Nasty, Riffifi( 332 E 11th St)$5 @10pm
The Schlep Sisters(Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda)
Veronika Sweet
Nasty Canasta
and
Gigi La Femme
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Thursday, April 26: Starshine Burlesque Presents: Studio 54.Riffifi
( 332 E 11th St)$15 or $5 @10pm ** Starshine Burlesque presents Studio 54**

The ladies who bring you Starshine burlesque
are at it again with a night of disco, drugs and debauchery.
Featuring: Troupe de Jour, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Roja Rouge, Tigger, Honi Harlow, Amber Ray, Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens
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Saturday, April 28: Mr Choads Upstairs/Downstairs,The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street)$5 @10pm
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Beauty is the Word,
Darlinda Just Darlinda

For more info on Future Performances and Fun Times check out my web site!
www.darlindajustdarlinda.com