A December to Remember! The 10th Annual Menorah Horah! Penny Arcade! Fuck You Revue 2016: A Regret-rospective! Too Darn Hot: NYE in Bangor, Maine!


Seriously! A December to Remember!
Times are tough now that we are in a kakistocracy, it’s time to stand up and do something about the world, support those who have less privilege than we do and MAKE ART!
And there is a TON OF ART happening this month!

The 10th Annual Menorah Horah is Saturday December 24th at Highline Ballroom, we are brining out all the gelt for this show and we even have our some of our ORIGINAL CAST from 2006! Anyway, get your tickets ASAP -HERE

Tonight through December 11th at St. Ann’s Warehouse, Penny Arcade, New York’s undisputed queen of the underground and legendary avant-gardist Penny Arcade brings her rock n’ roll blend of stand-up comedy and memoir to St. Ann’s Warehouse in Longing Lasts Longer –a fierce, visionary and ultimately hopeful critique of New York’s slide from the “city that never sleeps” to the “city that can’t wake up.”

2016 has been one hellova year for EVERYONE and Fuck You Revue is taking that into consideration for 2016: A Regret-rospective on Tuesday, December 20th at Bizarre.

Then, I’m going to Bangor Maine for Too Darn Hot a Vintage New Years Eve Extravaganza!Saturday December 31st at Penobscot Theatre Company in Bangor Maine.

Lastly, I’m selling Holiday Tampon Jewelry through my Etsy Shop and Directly through Darlinda@gmail.com 30% of the proceeds go to Planned Parenthood, details below!

DECEMBER DETAILS
DECEMBER 1-DECEMBER 11
PENNY ARCADE’S LONGING LASTS LONGER
AT ST. ANN’S WAREHOUSE
USE CODE NASTYWOMAN FOR $20 TICKETS

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 20TH
FUCK YOU REVUE 2016: A REGRET-TROSPECTIVE
AT BIZARRE

THE 10th ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH!
SATURDAY DECEMBER 24th AT HIGHLINE BALLROOM 


SATURDAY DECEMBER 31ST
TOO DARN HOT! A VINTAGE NEW YEARS EVE EXTRAVAGANZA!
AT PENOBSCOT THEATER COMPANY IN BANGOR MAINE!

 

MY MERCHANDISE
YES, I’ve made a bunch of Tampon Jewelry and some hair feathers, so if you are looking for a fun Holiday Gift email me directly darlinda@gmail.com or go to the
A FULL LINK TO MY ETSY SHOP

https://www.etsy.com/shop/DarlindasFeathers

November! classes, CLASSES AND MORE CLASSES!

WHAT’S GOING ON in NOVEMBER?
Thursdays, November 3, 10, & 17
teaching

FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE
and

Saturday, November 5th 4-6pm New York School of Burlesque
Teaching
FOREVER HAIR


Tuesday, November 15th 9pm
FUCKSGIVING

Friday November 18th 9pm at The HiFi Music Hall, Eugene, Oregon
Performing in
The Trudy Bauchery Variety Show

Monday, November 21 Fancy Lady Society in Portland,Oregon
teaching
Oh How I Love You: Connecting with your Audience (6-7:45pm)
and
FOREVER HAIR (8-9:45pm)

Photo above by Malgorzata Maggie Saniewska
Photos and video from THE DIRTY DEVILS PEEPSHOW at/and THEATRE
BIZARRE

Performing My Girls Pussy in The Crystal Ballroom at Theatre Bizarre (click on image to see the video!)

Performing The Mooche Dirty Devil’s Peepshow at Theatre Bizarre (click on image to see the video!)

More photos from Touring New Orleans and Detroit!
Here I am with Roxi D’Lite and Violet Chachki!
(click on image to see more!)

October On The Road! Theatre Bizarre in Detroit! Teaching/Performing in Chicago AND NEW ORLEANS for Halloween! If you are in NYC GO SEE FUCK YOU REVUE #SORRYNOTSORRY on October 18th!

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Today is National Coming Out Day, I don’t talk about my personal life so much but so you know it, I’m Queer/Lesbian/Bisexual (though this is a limiting word as it implies only 2 genders.)
The Photo above is by Jackie Rudin fromTaylor Mac’s A 24 Decade History of Popular Music!
But FIRST let’s talk about the big PUSSYFLY in the room


So I’m in recovery from participating in every hour of
Taylor Mac’s A 24 Decade History of Popular Musicat St. Ann’s Warehouse on Saturday/Sunday. I could wax poetic on how much participating in this show has inspired me, but I’ll keep it as brief as possible, the last line of the last song on the last hour was “You can lie down or get up and Play” As you may or may not know, I’m taking a break from producing burlesque shows (apart from The 10th Annual Menorah Horah on December 24th (SAVE THE DATE!) So,”What’s next?” you may ask! I’m asking the same question! Taylor wrote, performed, and co-directed a TWENTY FOUR HOUR SHOW/ RADICAL FAERIE RITUAL/PERFORMANCE ART CONCERT. When Taylor asked me to be in The Lily’s Revenge in 2009, I thought, “A FIVE HOUR SHOW!? How’s THAT going to work?!” And after that, I was worried for Taylor, “how can judy* top that?” Well, judy, DID! And from this inspiration I hope that I can create a Performance Art/Dance/Theater piece that will inspire YOU. Anyway, I’m here to “Get up and Play!” And the reason I’m writing this here, is so that you, my fans, friends, family and community can hold me accountable!
SO NOW, here’s what I am up to for the rest of October and what you can see if you stay here in NYC!

WHAT’S GOING ON FOR THE REST OF OCTOBER?

THE DIRTY DEVILS PEEPSHOW AT THEATRE BIZARRE
Saturday October 15 and 21st in DETROIT!

TEACHING BURLESQUE IMPROVISATION
AT STUDIO L’AMOUR

Monday,October 17th in CHICAGO

AND MORE!
Most of October will be spent on the road and when I get home in November I will be TEACHING FOREVER HAIR 11/5 and Flirting with Burlesque 11/3, 11/10 and 11/17 at The New York School of Burlesque!
I WON ALL The New York Golden Pastie Awards YOU VOTED FOR, So thank you! Here are  Minnie Tonka and I just moments before we won The AbFab Award and I won The Woo Award!

Here is a gorgeous illustration by Luma Rouge from my solo on Saturday night!

Here are more pictures from
Taylor Mac’s A 24 Decade History of Popular Music!
I updated my Instagram almost every hour of the show so click here to see more!


*judy is Taylor Mac’s preferred Gender Pronoun!

VOTE FOR ME IN THE GOLDEN PASTIES! SEE ME IN TAYLOR MAC’S 24 DECADE HISTORY OF POPULAR MUSIC, and SEE THE SCHLEP SISTERS PERFORM AT THE NEW YORK BURLESQUE FESTIVAL!

This month is SUPER there is a ton going on, just in the last two weeks!
I’m taking a break from producing burlesque shows, with the exception of  10th Annual Menorah Horah December 24th at Highline Ballroom (save the date)!
Anyway, below you can read about my appearances in Taylor Mac’s A 24 Decade History of Popular Music at St. Ann’s Warehouse 9/15-10/8.

The New York Golden Pastie Awards (I’ve been nominated for THE WOO AWARD (see the picture above!) and Along with Minnie Tonka THE ABFAB award(see the photo below) , so VOTE FOR ME/US HERE.)

Next week 9/25 I’m heading to Philly to perform at The Trocodero for The Late Nite Cabaret – Bring On The Bad Girls!

And, I finish out the month for THE NEW YORK BURLESQUE FESTIVAL! Performing Friday night 9/30 with The Schlep Sisters and Saturday Night 10/1 doing my Rose La Rose Tribute!
All the details below!

TONIGHT 9/15- OCTOBER 8TH!

I’m super excited to be participating in Taylor Mac’s Performance Art Concert  A 24-Decade History of Popular Music, brought to you by St. Ann’s Warehouse and Pomegranate Arts. Take a gander at the website and hopefully you can make it to one of the acts this month or the entire 24 hour show on October 8th! http://stannswarehouse.org/show/taylor-mac-24-decade-history-popular-music-1776-2016/

THE LATE NIGHT CABARET: BRING ON THE BAD GIRLS!
SEPTEMBER 25th

I’m super thrilled to get to perform at the LEGENDARY TROCODERO THEATER in Philly!

VOTE FOR ME IN THE GOLDEN PASTIE AWARDS
The New York Golden Pastie Awards (I’ve been nominated for THE WOO AWARD (see the picture above!) and Along with Minnie Tonka THE ABFAB award(see the photo below) , so VOTE FOR ME/US HERE.)

http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/goldenpasties2.php


SUPER EXCITED TO PERFORM AT THE NEW YORK BURLESQUE FESTIVAL SEPTEMBER 30th & OCTOBER 1st!!

July!! 5th Annual Kate Bushwick! My BIRTHDAY! Fuck You Revue! Trapper Keeper at Coney Island!

A  few updates!

1.I have a NEW PHONE NUMBER, so shoot me an email if you need it! I’m banned from Facebook for another 30 days, so email or phone are the best way to get in touch with me!
2. I am selling LOOKING GLASS GEMS, so if you need rhinestones to bedazzle your costumes, I’m your NYC connection!
3.KATE BUSH is awesome, and we’ve got the THE 5TH ANNUAL KATE BUSHWICK

this month, DON’T MISS IT!
4. It’s my BIRTHDAY this MONTH, so come celebrate with me and Sequinette on our ACTUAL birthday for Be Brunch! Bizarre Birthday!!
5. You can take classes from me! Yes, I teach private workshops, Skype Workshops AND you can join me Thursdays in July at The New York School of Burlesque for Flirting with Burlesque
6. MORE MORE MORE: there are some awesome shows you should see that my friends are producing, info BELOW!

JULY

TOP PICKS!

THURSDAY JUL 28, 10PM:
THE 5TH ANNUAL KATE BUSHWICK
at House of Yes
With a STELLAR CAST OF TALENT: DJ Anna Matronic  (The Scissor Sisters), Michael Cavadias, Deity Delgado, Bridget Barkan, Shane Shane, Faux Pas Le Fae, GiGi BonBon, Poison Eve, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Eric Schmalenberger and MORE TBA!
Check out the awesome poster art by Sasha Velour!

SUNDAY JULY 31, 1PM
BE BRUNCH! BIZARRE BIRTHDAY!
Starring: Sequinette, Bambi The Mermaid, Queen Esther, Minnie Tonka, Anita Cookie, and MORE TBA!

MORE OF JULY!

Tuesday July 19, 9pm
Fuck You Revue Presents:
OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION


Saturday July 23, 10pm
Bambi the Mermaid presents:
TRAPPER KEEPER!
A burlesque salute to LISA FRANK and all things super girly!

JUNE UPDATE!

JUNE! We’re half way through 2016! WOW! Please enjoy the photo/poster above from Malgorzata Sanieweska, more about “BE BRUNCH! BIZARRE PRIDE!” below!  Anyway, I’m literally on my way to Las Vegas to perform at The Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend! Yes, you heard that right! And right after Las Vegas, I’m heading to Knoxville,TN to teach and perform with Salome Cabaret! While I’m away, you get to enjoy the New York Boylesque Festival! AND when I get home it’s The Mermaid Parade and I continue my residency at The Fuck You

Revue with their show “IDENTIFY THIS!”

I also opened an Etsy Shop selling wonderful Feather Facinators, Hair Clips and Hair Sticks called DarlindasFeathers! Adorn yourself with something lovely!! LINK HERE https://www.etsy.com/shop/DarlindasFeathers and you can also send me a message if you want a custom order or don’t want to go through Etsy!

JUNE TOP PICKS!

All the June, AWESOMENESS begins on FRIDAY JUNE

3rd, when I take the stage at The Titans of Tease show at Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend doing my tribute to Legend Rose La Rose! Then SATURDAY, JUNE 4th, The Schlep Sisters compete for Best Small Group at The 26th Annual Tournament of Tease! What an HONOR to perform at this event, I am REALLY EXCITED!

Next up, while I’m in KNOXVILLE! You’ll be here in NYC taking a gander that the WORLD’S finest BOYLESQUE Performers! That’s Right, Friday June 10th and Saturday June 11th, Thirsty Girl Productions and Daniel Nardicio Present: The 5th Annual NY Boylesque Festival!

Speaking of Knoxville, Tennessee! The kind folks of SALOME CABARET are bringing me out to teach and perform! Starting THURSDAY, JUNE 9th, I’m teaching “Oh How I Love You: Connecting with Your Audience!” FRIDAY, JUNE 10th, I”m teaching “FOREVER HAIR” and SATURDAY, JUNE 11th, I’ll be performing with the gorgeous talented beauties of Salome Cabaret!

Next up is TUESDAY JUNE 21 for my residency at The Fuck You Revue: IDENTIFY THIS! And it’s all about our performers not giving a fuck what other people think of their bodies. We are celebrating the one year anniversary of Dangrrr Doll’s boobs, with special guests Jonny Porkpie, Raquel Reed, Miss Tiffany, Vigor Mortis, and more!

So, I LOVE CELEBRATING GAY PRIDE! However, Manhattan streets crowded on a hot day isn’t my idea of comfort! But a Queer Brunch Show IS! So SUNDAY, JUNE 26th I decided to bring you the FIRST of my monthly installment of BE BRUNCH! with BIZARRE PRIDE! So I put together some incredible queers, who will entertain you while you dine on Bizarre’s delicious food! Who’s in the show you ask? Well, Legs Malone, Chris Harder, Essence Revealed, Sasha Velour,Faux Pas Le Fae and Aurora North, Lee Valone, a DJ set from Frankie and the Momo’s AND More TBA! Reserved Seating and a Meal when you purchase your ticket in ADVANCE HERE -> http://BeBrunchPride.bpt.me

July is HOT and ON!

JULY HIGHLIGHTS!
THURSDAY 7/2 Pinchbottom & The Schlep Sisters Present MOB JEWS!

Thursday 7/2, 7/9, 7/16, 7/23 & 7/30 I am teaching Flirting with Burlesque  at The New York School of Burlesque!

Tuesday 7/7 Bushwick Burlesque First Tuesdays Presents: Rhinestone Gorilla Burlesque!

Friday 7/17: Coney Island Burlesque at The Beach presents: Schlep it to The 80′s

Tuesday, July 21: Bushwick Burlesque Presents: DRENCHED “Darlinda’s Hot and Sweaty Birthday Bacchanal”

MORE July Shows!

Thursday, July 2,9,16,23 &30 : Teach Flirting with Burlesque 7-8pm at The NY School of Burlesque

 

Thursday, July 2: MOB JEWS RETURNS: 8pm at Times Scare 669 8th Avenue NYC

Friday, July 3: Dead Sexy: Red, White and Bloody: 9pm at Times Scare 669 8th Avenue NYC
Monday, July 6: Pink and a Smile: 9:30pm at Lucky 13 Saloon 644 Sackett St. Brooklyn, NY

Tuesday, July 7: Bushwick Burlesque Presents: Rhinestone Gorilla Burlesque 9pm at Bizarre Bushwick! 12 Jefferson Street, Brooklyn, NY
Wednesday July 8:Plugged In, Turned On, Turned Up 8pm at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard St, NYC

Wednesday July 8: Glitter Gutter 10pm at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard St, NYC

Thursday July 9: The Wiggle Room 10pm at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard St, NYC

Friday July 10: Ass Freaks 5- The End 10pm at Coney Island USA 1208 Surf Ave Brooklyn, NY!

Saturday, July 11: !BadAss! Does DRAG! 10pm at C.O.W. 21-A Clinton St NYC

Sunday July 12: Silky Sundays 10pm at Employees Only 510 Hudson St NYC

Wednesday July 15: Cocktail Party Benefit for Scary Ben’s Gran Guinol Project time TBA at Coney Island USA 1208 Surf Ave Brooklyn, NY!

Friday July 17: Schlep it to The 80′s 10pm at Coney Island USA 1208 Surf Ave Brooklyn, NY!
Tuesday, July 21: Bushwick Burlesque Presents: DRENCHED “Darlinda’s Hot and Sweaty Birthday Bacchanal” 9pm at Bizarre Bushwick! 12 Jefferson Street, Brooklyn, NY

Saturday July 25: The Midnight Show 11:45pm at The Slipper Room 167 Orchard St, NYC

August Sneak Peek!
Saturday August 1: Taylor Mac: The 20th Century Abridged
Tuesday August 4: Kate Bushwick
Tuesday August 18: Bushwick Burlesque
Saturday August 22: Scary Ben’s Gran Guinol Project