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Darlinda’s Monthly Update!! July is the Last Month in the Year in Rainbow!!

Saturday, June 28th, 2008

Hi All,
If you’ve been keeping up on the Year in Rainbow then you already know that July 1st marks the beginning of the last month in the Year in Rainbow! The year has flown by so fast, and I’m pleased to announce that August 23rd will be the Year in Rainbow Finale at the Zipper Theater, with some of the best of the Year in Rainbow shows and never before seen videos by surprise guests! So if you missed any of the color shows then this is your last chance to see what it’s all about!!

Well back to THIS MONTH! It’s exciting! At the beginning of the month I’m headed to Montreal and at the end I’m going to Mendocino and Seattle.
After I head to Fire Island for the Drag Invasion I’ll hop on a bus, because The Animal Crackers are doing our first international gig! Yes that’s right we’re headed to Montreal to perform Sex Pot/Crack Pot at Meow Mix!

I’m taking Little Brooklyn, Scotty the Blue Bunny,Miss Indigo Blue and Alotta Boutte home home to Mama! Yes Mendocino is my home town and my mom is producing the show, I’m so jazzed I can hardly stand it!! Then the last week of July beginging of August; Little Brooklyn, Pinkie Special and I are headed to Seattle to join the Von Foxies for an amazing Technicolor Extravaganza!

I hope to see you out and about, below is all the important information, which will be updated through out the month at www.darlindajustdarlinda.com!
-Darlinda Just Darlinda

SATURDAY, JULY 5TH
Meow Mix
Cabaret fun for Montreal’s bisexual, lesbian, queer and trans folk… and their buddies, presents
The Animal Crackers Eccentric Dancers in Sex Pot/Crack Pot
Amy Animal, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Miss Saturn and Pinkie Special!
La Sala Rosa,
4848 St. Laurent
Montreal!
$10 10:00PM - 3:00AM

FRIDAY,JULY 11
10PM $5
Happy Hour Clowns present
Hot Box Burlesque
at the Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
New York, NY

MONDAY, JULY 14

10PM $5
Doc Wassabasco Presents
Monday Night Burlesque
at the art space formerly known as Galapagos
70 North 6th Street.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY


WEDNESDAY JULY 16

10pm $5
Mr Choads Sloppy Seconds
at the Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
New York, NY

THURSDAY JULY 17

10pm $17 reserved seating $10 at the door
Starshine Burelesque
The Fortune Cookie Cabaret in the back room of Lucky Chengs
24 First Avenue
New York, NY
www.starshineburlesque.com for more info.


FRIDAY, JULY 18
10m $15
Burlesque at the Beach Presents
Starshine Burlesque Summer Vacation
Coney Island Side Shows
1208 Surf Avenue
Brooklyn New York

FRIDAY JULY 24
SATURDAY JULY 25
SUNDAY JULY 26

Rhoda Teplow Presents
Nouveau Burlesque Revue 2
8pm $20
for Tickets call 707-964-ARTS
The Caspar Community Center
Caspar, California


THURSDAY, JULY 31 (MY BIRTHDAY!)

Sinner Saint Burlesque
10pm $10
The Noc Noc
1516 Second Avenue
Seattle, Washington

SAVE THE DATE! August 23rd the Year in Rainbow Finale!!

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Hi Friends!!

I’m super excited to announce that August 23rd is the Grand Finale Show of the Year in Rainbow!!! It’s 10pm at the Zipper Factory on Saturday August 23rd, 2008, more details to come!
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DARLINDA ON THE DIANA CAGE SHOW TONIGHT 11PM!!

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Hi All,
Tonight I’m on the Diana Cage Show at 11:15pm Eastern, if you want to listen, you can get a free trial of Sirius at sirius.com

Lots of love!
Darlinda Just Darlinda

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

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BURLESQUE REVIEW STARRING DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA

Darlinda Just Darlinda will arrive straight from New York City with her Polyester Players to star in a full evening of Nouveau Burlesque

Friday, Saturday and Sunday, July 25,26,27, 2008.

All performances are at 8 pm at the Caspar Community Center.
Appearing with Darlinda Just Darlinda will be

Miss Indigo Blue (Seattle)

Alotta Boutté (San Francisco)

Little Brooklyn (New York)

and Master of Ceremonies Scotty The Blue Bunny

Tickets are on sale at Tangents and If the Shoe Fits in Fort Bragg
and Twist in Mendocino
or call 707-964-2787(ARTS) for reservations and information.
Tickets can be ordered in advance by sending a check to Rhoda Teplow Presents for $20 each to Post Office Box 453, Mendocino, CA 95460 and they will be held at the door.
Please no audience under 18 years old.
The cast will also teach workshops in make-up and other burlesque skills.

Pretty Purple JUNE! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

The Month is June and the Color is PURPLE! Yes folks I’m combining Indigo and Violet for a fabulous Purple and this month of the Year in Rainbow is the last of the color months and it is FULL of fantastic events, including a film shoot of the Pretty Purple People Eaters, which will debut at the Year in Rainbow Finale Saturday,August 23, 2008 at the Zipper Theater!

June 2 is The Cockettes Reunion! I’m going to be dancing with La John Joseph, Erin Markey and Glenn Marla as the Future Legendary Children Dance Squad!

June 6-8 I’ll be in Las Vegas for the Burleque Hall of Fame’s Miss Exotic World Pageant and Reunion. I’m inviting the crowd to wear purple for the Friday Night Legends event, I’ll be modeling at the Dr Sketchy’s and Peforming at the Pool Party as well as attending all the fantastic events with “The Devil’s Own Mistress” Satan’s Angel!

The Short List
1.June 1 2008 12:00AM The Month of Purple Begins!

2.June 2 2008 8:00PM The Cockettes are Coming!! @ Theater for the New City

June 6-7 2008 ALL WEEKEND! Burlesque Hall of Fame Pageant and Reunion @ Palms Casino
3.June 7 2008 3PM Dr Sketchies Las Vegas @ The Palms

4.June 8 2008 11:00AM Exotic World Pool Party at the Palms @ The Palms

5.June 12 2008 10:00PM Blue Suede Jews @ Coney Island Side Shows

6.June 14 2008 10:00PM Mr Choads Upstairs/Downstairs @ The Slipper Room

7.June 17 2008 10:00PM Hotsy Totsy Burlesque @ REHAB

8.June 18 2008 10:00PM Skin and Skullduggery @ Lucky Chengs

9.June 21 2008 10:00AM Mermaid Parade@ Coney Island

10.June 22 2008 10:00PM Sweet and Nasty Burlesque @ Riffiifi (cinema classics)

Monday, June 2, 2008

The Cockettes are Coming!!
An Extravaganza to Benefit Faerie Camp Destiny
presented by the Northeast Radical Faeries and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Bazaar, Refreshments and Films from 6:30 to 8 p.m.
Performances at 8 p.m.
At Theater for the New City, 155 First Avenue at 10th Street, New York City.
Admission, $30.
Bake Sale and Bar, Faerie Wares and Services-Priceless


June 5-8, 2008

The Burlesque Hall of Fame Miss Exotic World Pageant and Reunion!
Palms Casino Resort
4321 West Flamingo Road,Las Vegas, NV 89103

I’ll be at all the Events PLUS I’ll be performing and Modeling at Dr. Sketchies!
I will Performing at the Pool Party on Sunday June 8

Mimosa Beach Pinup Pool Party
Sponsored by Atomic Todd and Perrier Jouet
Location: Palms Pool

Featuring performances by:
Ava Garter (Los Angeles, CA)
Bonbon Vivant (Austin, TX)
Cheesecake Burlesque Revue (Canada)
Darlinda Just Darlinda (New York, NY)
Honey Touche (Denver, CO)
Red Rooster Revue (Key West, FL)
Roxi D’Lite (Canada)
Sasha Darling (Chicago, IL)
The Slippery Kittens Burlesque (Salt Lake City, UT)
Vixen Violette (Los Angeles, CA)
Wild Card Kitty (Scotland)
…and special performances by The Heavenly Spies (Best Duo ‘07) and The Von Foxies (Best Troupe ‘07)


DR SKETCHY'S LAS VEGAS

Thursday June 12, 2008

Blue Suede Jews
10pm Coney Island Side Shows
1208 Surf Ave. Brooklyn NY 11224



Saturday, June 14 2008

10:00PM Mr Choads Upstairs/Downstairs
@ The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
Bunny Love, Gal Friday, Melody Sweets, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Lady Lucerne. Music by the JC Hopkins Band.
$5

Tuesday June 17, 2008

Hotsy Totsy Burlesque

Join us at REHAB 25 ave b 10pm
Hosted by Nelson Lugo with performances by Darlinda Just Darlinda, Delirium Tremens, Fifi Dupree, Cherry Pitz, Bonnie Voy’age and The White Boom Boom! With gogo by La Maya. ..

Sponsored in part each month by N Lingerie.


Wednesday June 18, 2008


Skin & Skullduggery!
NYC’s Sexiest Variety Show @ Fortune Cookie Cabaret
(in the back of Lucky Chengs)
24 First ave (1st & 2nd st)

10pm - $10

Albert Cadabra & Gal Friday spice up the middle of your week and bring you the best Magic, Burlesque, Circus and Sideshow performers from around the world to create one incredible night of high-energy entertainment!

Always a new and exciting show of amazing magical illusions, superb sleight-of-hand, shocking sideshow stunts, vivacious variety acts and a healthy dose of classic burlesque!
LIVE entertainment right before your unbelieving eyes!

• Hosted by the Great Deceiver
Albert Cadabra
• The Five Alarm Fire of Burlesque
Gal Friday

AND

Darlinda Just Darlinda

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Sweet and Nasty Burlesque

@ 10:00 PM

10pm Every Sunday at
332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Sweet & Nasty Burlesque presents Multimedia Night!
With performances by Creamy Stevens, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Hard Cory, Nasty Canasta and more.


MAY MADNESS is a RAINBOW! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Every May my mom would put up a poster with this illustration of a crazy guy in bell bottoms that had the title “May Madness Is”, so May is already a crazy rainbow month full of color and love( this comes a little late as I was already at Hot Box and Hypergender!) So I hope to see you at one of these fabulous events!

The one I’m super excited about is AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MARY! Yes that’s a show I’m co-producing with my favorite Mary La John Joseph! Last Weekend I made a fabulous video with Darren Mayhem for

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MARY!

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You can read all about it on my daily-ish blog www.yearinrainbow.com

HERE’S THE SHORT LIST!

1. FRIDAY, MAY 9, 2008, 9PM: NIGHT OF A THOUSAND STEVIES 18: “NIGHTBIRDS” High Line Ballroom $25

2.SATURDAY, MAY 10, 2008 8PM:THE HOUSE OF SAINT EVE :’Til Death Do You Part - Marry Yourself!- A Wedding Party Private Party

3.THURSDAY, MAY 15, 2008, 10PM: TINA TURNER TRIBUTE SHOW! The Slipper Room $5

4.FRIDAY, MAY 16, 2008, 10PM: HOT BOX BURLESQUE with the Schlep Sisters! The Slipper Room $5

5.SUNDAY, MAY 18, 2008, 10PM:SWEET AND NASTY BURLESQUE “Alter Egos” Riffifi $5

6.MONDAY, MAY 19, 2008, 10PM: AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MARY: VIRGIN MARY BURLESQUE! Galapagos Art Space $5

7.WEDNESDAY, MAY 21, 2008, 10PM:REVEALED BURLESQUE! Under St. Marks Place $20

8.MONDAY, MAY 26, 2008, 12 NOON: MONDO HOMO SPEAKEASY BRUNCH!Atlanta, GA Ria’s Bluebird, $15

9.THURSDAY, MAY 29, 2008, 10PM: STARSHINE BURLESQUE with the ANIMAL CRACKERS! Lucky Chengs, $15

HERE IS THE LONG LIST, DETAILS GALORE!

FRIDAY MAY 9, 2008

 

NIGHT OF A THOUSAND STEVIES NEWS
THE JACKIE FACTORY NYC PRESENTS
NIGHT OF A THOUSAND STEVIES 18: “NIGHTBIRDS”
FRIDAY MAY 9, 2008
THE HIGHLINE BALLROOM
431 WEST 16TH STREET NYC
DOORS OPEN 9 PM - 4 AM
25 - Advance tickets strongly
18 TO ENTER, 21 TO DRINK (I.D. REQUIRED)
BOX OFFICE

NIGHT OF A THOUSAND STEVIES is the biggest and best-loved STEVIE NICKS fan event in the world, one of those great New York City nightclub spectacles that spark travel from all around the globe. For this year’s 18th annual edition, our largest NOTS stage EVER will host a record number of performers in three sets.

Returning LEGENDS OF STEVIE REALNESS include perennial show-stoppers THE HO-HOs (Cathy Cervenka and Jill Pangallo), “Shortbus” star JUSTIN BOND, founding performer JOEY ARIAS, master puppeteer BASIL TWIST and “LITTLE STEVIE”, BELLADONNA (Santa Barbara), GYPSY WILD, SHERRY VINE, BILLY O, LIZZIE DAVIS (Flower Mound, TX), SWEETIE, JAZMEN FLOWERS (Jackson, Miss), MISS GUY, D.D. SPARKS (Des Moines), JONNY TINGLE, THE DIVINE GRACE, PREL (of Atlanta’s “Blue Lamp” events), CHARLENE CORAN (Reno), JESSICA RABBIT and AMBER RAY DOMINATION. Our “Stevie Total Method Go-Go” troupe includes ABSINTHE and VANGELINE DOMINATION, MISS KELLY WEBB, PAIGE STEVENSON and DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA.

NOTS 2008 debuts will include choreographer JULIE ATLAS MUZ, who opens the show with THE PIXIE HARLOTS and LAURI HOGAN, legendary firecracker MISTRESS FORMIKA and second-generation STEVIE NICKS performer THE POETESS BROOKE ALYSON from Houston (whose mother was also a STEVIE Songbird). More newness: rising trans-stars LINDA JAMES and OUR LADY J, singer/songwriter ADAM JOSEPH and JOHNNY DARLING and THE POST-MODERN HORROR. The evening features four “All-Stevie, All-Fleetwood DJs” - longtime NOTS rockers CRAIG SPENCER and POISON EVE, DJ JOEL (Harrisburg, Pa) and NOTS newcomer SAMMY JO (SCISSOR SISTERS tour DJ and MOTHER alum). Enchantresses of Ceremony CHI CHI VALENTI and HATTIE HATHAWAY are also the show’s producers, with JOHNNY DYNELL (Art Director) and THE JACKIE FACTORY NYC.

If you would like to know approximate showtimes for your favorite performers, please visit the WHO’S ON WHEN topic on our forums.

Suggested Dress: Nightbird Glamour In Black And Blue, Capes, Cloaks And Enchanted Eveningwear, Eye Makeup Dark And Careless, Hand-Held Decorated Birds, Stevie Nicks Boot Fetish (All Summer Long), Black Glitter Tambourines, Coq Feathers And Cokespoons, Midnight Blue Velvet, Moonstone Amulets, Lindsey Or John McVie Prince Of Darkness Interpretations, Victorian Mourning Hankies or Black Chiffon Wings

Inspired by the haunting STEVIE NICKS song NIGHTBIRD, NOTS 18 is dedicated to the memory of founding performer DEAN JOHNSON, who died under tragic and mysterious circumstances in late 2007.

Press and other Inquiries to events@jackiefactory.com

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SATURDAY MAY 10, 2008

THE HOUSE OF ST. EVE PRESENTS
One of T.H.o.S.E. Events

‘Til Death Do You Part - Marry Yourself!
- A Wedding Party

Saturday, May 10th
8pm - 3am
$10
Drinkies
DJ Lucien Spins Sexy Songs
Space is Limited.
Private Home.

It’s a Wedding Party and You Are the Star! Both Bride & Groom swirled gloriously into one.
Dress Accordingly.

You’ve lived with yourself long enough. It’s time to formalize things or celebrate those who will.
Non-denominational Priestess, Basic Ritual Items and Vow Questionnaire Provided. Or Bring Your Own.

Contact me if you’d like to attend and I will send you the RSVP info!

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THURSDAY, MAY 15, 2008

 

The Tina Turner Tribute Show!
Where Burlesque meets the Queen of Rock, Rhythm and Blues!

Thursday, May 15th at 10pm

Hosted by Amy Animal and Miss Saturn
This star-studded show features:
Pinkie Special
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Helen Pontani
Tangerine Jones
Linda RondaLinda
And musical guest: Angela

The show is lively and raw in true Tina style; all her best hits like

Nutbush, Proud Mary and Private Dancer just to name a few.
Put your dancing shoes on and STRUT over to the show!

Show starts at 10pm, $5 The Slipper Room, 167 Orchard (Corner of Stanton)
www.slipperroom.com

Green by Ed Barnas

FRIDAY, MAY 16, 2008

SCHLEP SISTERS at Hot Box Burlesque with!

Manchego hosts,
with Mini Tonka
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Pinky Special and
Bunny Love.
$5
10pm
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street, NY, NY

Schlep Sisters by Shaggy Isaac

 

SUNDAY, MAY 18, 2008

Sunday, May 18 @ 10:00 PM

Sweet and Nasty Burlesque presents Alter Egos Night!
With Kobayashi Maru,
Juno
Susie Circles
Despair Sinclair
Jenny Mincepie
and Giovanni Pizzapie!

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MONDAY, MAY 19, 2008

America’s Next Top Mary

P.S. I Love You and Darlinda Just Darlinda have put together an uproarious line-up of stars for America’s Next Top Mary, their burlesque tribute to the Virgin Mary, on Mon May 19th. In Cathlic lore May is the month of Mary and to celebrate the occasion Legs Malone, Dirty Martini, Tigger!, Julie Atlas Muz, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Jo Boobs and La JohnJoseph will all be paying homage to the Queen of Heaven in various reverentially irrevent ways. Scene faces Glenn Marla and Erin Markey will also be onhand as celestial talent scouts, scouring the crowd for participants willing to compete onstage for the title of America’s Next Top Mary.

P.S. I Love You and Darlinda Just Darlinda have put together an uproarious line-up of stars for America’s Next Top Mary, their burlesque tribute to the Virgin Mary. In Catholic lore May is the month of Mary and to celebrate the occasion Legs Malone, Dirty Martini, Tigger!, Julie Atlas Muz, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Jo Boobs and La JohnJoseph will all be paying homage to the Queen of Heaven in various reverentially irrevent ways. Scene faces Glenn Marla and Erin Markey will also be onhand as celestial talent scouts, scouring the crowd for participants willing to compete onstage for the title of America’s Next Top Mary.

Mon, May 19, 10PM

Galapagos Art Space (70 N. 6th St, Williamsburg)

$5

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Photo by Ted D’Ottavio and flyer by Muffinhead

 

WEDNESDAY, MAY 21, 2008

Horse Trade presents a GiGi La femme & Doc Wasabassco Production:

Revealed

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 at 10:00pm

Revealed is a cutting-edge burlesque show with a twist. This unique and extra-sultry night of cabaret features the sexiest, most notorious burlesque performers in New York giving you more bang for your buck than any other show in town. Revealed promises more burlesque than you’ve ever seen before.

This month, Revealed at Horse Trade’s Under St. Mark’s Theater features tantalizing performances by Anita Cookie, Darlinda Just Darlinda, GiGi La Femme, Kobayashi Maru, Maiiah and Peekaboo Pointe. Hosted by Bastard Keith.
Doors at 9:30pm, Show at 10:00pm. Admission $20.00. Tickets available at the door (cash only) or through SmartTix @ 212-868-4444 or at www.horsetrade.info.

For more info, visit: www.myspace.com/revealedburlesque or http://horsetrade.info/season10/Revealed.html.
Under St. Mark’s Theater / 94 St. Marks Place (Between 1st Avenue and Avenue A)

5-21-08-Revealed

Trains: F & V to 2nd Ave or 6 to Astor Place

MONDAY, MAY 26, 2008

Mondo Speakeasy Brunch

Monday May 26th, noon-3pm, Ria’s Bluebird, $15

Hurray for the Riff Raff (New Orleans)
Vagina Jenkins
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Miss Mary Wanna
K.E.V.I.N.
Ms. Stewart
Heywood Wakefield (Boston)
DJ Hawg-Tied

Do you like Eggs? by Deidre Schoo
photo by Deidre Schoo

THURSDAY, MAY 29, 2008

Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens present
Starshine Burlesque
Featuring:
THE ANIMAL CRACKERS!
Amy Animal
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Pinkie Special
Miss Saturn
And the two ladies who bring you a fabulous different show every week
Creamy Stevens and
Little Brooklyn
Hosted by :Adam Rinn

Starshine Burlesque takes it off every Thursday night at The Fortune Cookie Cabaret in the back room of Lucky Chengs. Enjoy a cocktail before the show show as go-go sensations bump and grind to the irresistible sounds sounds of the turntable. On stage Starshine turns up the heat with their “patented blend of boobs and amazement” - a variety show of eye-popping striptease, magic, and vaudevillian antics.
A different show every week…
of comedy, music, dance and good old fashioned burly-Q!

When: Every Thursday
Where: The Fortune Cookie Cabaret, In the back room of Lucky Chengs, 24 First Ave, New York City
Time: 10pm doors & pre show go-go • 10:30 show
Price: $10 seats at the door / $17 reserved seating*
* reserved seats paid in advance via

to cavaluccia@evilgenius.net once we receive payment we will email you a ticket with your reservation number. Advanced tickets must be purchased by 4:00 pm day of show.

Pre show gogo : TBD
will rev your engine before the show even starts!
Sexy Gatekeepe : Pop Pistol
womans the door and manhandles you
Adorable Stage Kitten: Misty Rivers
Plier of Potables: TBD
Stage Manager: Noah D’Klein
Master of Light and Sound : The Fresh Prince of Darkness

Animal Crackers at Team Spirit Animal Show at Union Pool by 3d Bob

BLUE, BLUER, BLUEST! April 27th! THIS SUNDAY!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

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Sun APRIL 27th @ 8PM

A Year and Rainbow and Shelly Watson present “Blue, Bluer, Bluest”
a cerulean song and dance celebration of the color blue.

Indulge in the indigo intonation of Shelly Watson, the cobalt cries of
Darlinda just Darlinda, the azure airs of Amber Ray, the ballyhooed
beryl-esque of Gigi La Femme, a sapphire seduction by
Melody Sweets, the royal revelries of Yva Las Vegas, Ken Ball and Dave
Rozenblatt, the baby blues by Raven Snook, the navy nuances of Ronell Mark,
the ultra and aqua marine artists The Venn Diagrams along with the turquoise
temptations of Tangerine Jones and Joseph Keckler as they tell
the tales of all that is Blue, Bluer, Bluest.

Sunday, April 27th
8pm
Union Pool
484 Union Ave.
Brooklyn, NY 11211
L/G Train to Lorimer
$10 Wearing Blue
$15 Without (jeans don’t count!)

Shelly Watson www.myspace.com/themusicofshelly

Darlinda Just Darlinda www.darlindajustdarlinda.com

A Year in Rainbow www.yearinrainbow.com

This Week! And a WEEK away from Blue, Bluer, Bluest!

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

We start with two shows on Saturday The Pope Bash and Goodbye Rapture Party and World Famous *BOB*’s Birthday Bad Ass, then Sunday it’s The Trapeze Loft’s Team Spirit Animal Squad . . . and next week is BLUE, BLUER, BLUEST 8om at Union Pool!

Saturday April 19th, 10PM
The Pope Bash: A Totally Sinful “Welcome” Party!
Free Admission

Rapture Cafe
200 Avenue A

Tonight, Downtowners give the worst pope of the last ten centuries a fitting “welcome”! Performers include: Darlinda Just Darlinda, Dirty Martini, Sister Hattie Hathaway OMD, John Roberts, La JohnJoseph, Mr. Murray Hill, Sequinette, Sultana, Tabboo!, Mike Albo, Erin Markey, Chris Tanner, Monsignor Flloyd, Lance Cruce, and Saint Lavinia Co-op, with a special appearance by The NYC Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Hosting the evening (and roasting for all eternity,) is that renowned Catholic-basher, Linda Simpson. And Dany Johnson spins ecclesiastic hits from the secret Vatican Vaults.

There will be two big shows at 11PM & 12:30 AM plus a religious costume contest with stunning sacred prizes!
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Then it’s a hop,skip and a jump to the Bowery Poetry Club

Okay…it’s that time ….WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*’s BIRTHDAY!!!
Please come and be amazed by the most unbelievably GORGEOUS line up EVER!!!!
When?: This Saturday April 19th @ 12 am
Where?: @ BADASS BURLESQUE @ The Bowery Poetry Club
on Bowery btwn. 1st & 2nd St.
$?: $15
Who?: Dirty Martini, Glenn Marla, Julie Atlas Muz, Ruby Valentine, Della Dare, Velocity Chyaldd,
Legs Malone, Deity, Darlinda Just Darlinda,Jo Boobs, TIGGER, Bambi The Mermaid, Kit Cat & The World Famous *BOB*!!!
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Musical guests : ANGELA
Killmore Visuals

Sunday, April 20 at 8pm it’s the Team Spirit Animal Squad
$20
The Zipper Theater
336 West 37th Street (between 8th & 9th) New York, NY

TSAS 420!

BLUE, BLUER, BLUEST!

Sun APRIL 27th @ 8PM

A Year and Rainbow and Shelly Watson present “Blue, Bluer, Bluest”
a cerulean song and dance celebration of the color blue.
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Indulge in the indigo intonation of Shelly Watson, the cobalt cries of
Darlinda just Darlinda, the azure airs of Amber Ray, the ballyhooed
beryl-esque of Gigi La Femme and Anita Cookie, a sapphire seduction by
Melody Sweets, the royal revelries of Yva Las Vegas, Ken Ball and Dave
Rozenblatt, the baby blues by Raven Snook, the navy nuances of Ronell Mark,
the ultra and aqua marine artists The Venn Diagrams along with the turquoise
temptations of Tangerine Jones ,Tanya Gagne and Joseph Keckler as they tell
the tales of all that is Blue, Bluer, Bluest.

Sunday, April 27th
8pm
Union Pool
484 Union Ave.
Brooklyn, NY 11211
L/G Train to Lorimer
$10 Wearing Blue
$15 Without (jeans don’t count!)

Shelly Watson www.myspace.com/themusicofshelly

Darlinda Just Darlinda www.darlindajustdarlinda.com

A Year in Rainbow www.yearinrainbow.com

AND AT 10PM I’m going Glamour at Sweet and Nasty!
Sunday, April 27th
Sweet & Nasty - The Glamour Show!
RiFiFi - 332 East 11th Street
Show at 10pm, $5
The Palace by Daniele Anastasion

ANIMAL CRACKERS IN D.C.! Friday Night! April 11th!! Sex Pot Crack Pot Burlesque and Eccentric Dance!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Palace Poster

APRIL 11
THE ANIMAL CRACKERS present SEX POT/CRACK POTBURLESQUE
10pm at The Palace of Wonders (1210 H St. NE Washington, DC )
Price: $10
SEX POT / CRACK POT! BURLESQUE! is The Animal Crackers Eccentric Dancers hilariously sultry Burlesque and Eccentric Dance explosion! SEX POT / CRACK POT! BURLESQUE! mixes the cracked out comedy of Eccentric Dance with the seductive art of Burlesque. Burlesque performers Miss Saturn, Pinkie Special and Darlinda Just Darlinda meet up with clown extrordinairre Amy Animal to create side splitting, knee slapping, tongue in cheek entertainment that is The Animal Crackers. SEX POT/ CRACK POT! BURLESQUE! opens on April 11, 2008 at
THE ANIMAL CRACKERS are an Eccentric Dance Troupe from New York City, with the soul purpose to bring Eccentric Dance to the modern cabaret stages. With it’s grotesque, out of the ordinary larger than life movements Eccentric Dance originated on the vaudeville stages of yesteryear, and The Animal Crackers site inspiration from Earl “Snake Hips” Tucker and the Marx Brothers. The Animal Crackers are comprised of four hilarious broads with a taste for comedy and glamor! For more information about the Animal Crackers Eccentric Dancers please visit www.myspace/eccentricdancers.com

BLUE APRIL SHOWERS AND MORE OF MARCH! A Monthly Update!

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

HELLO LOVELY SPRING CHICKENS!

March isn’t done yet, but I’m so excited about April I gotta keep you posted! April 11 The Animal Crackers are going on a trip to The Palace of Wonders in DC with their new show SEX POT CRACK POT!! (We’re also doing the Show March 27th at 10pm at the Slipper Room!!)

April 27th is the Year in Rainbow and Shelly Watson’s BLUE, BLUER, BLUEST a cerulean song celebration! at Union Pool at 8pm!
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So here’s what is going on THIS WEEK!

Thursday, March 27th is a DOUBLE HEADER! Yep, The Animal Crackers are bringing you SEX POT, CRACK POT an Eccentric Dance and Burlesque extravaganza at 10pm at The Slipper Room! Then I mosey on over to The Delancey for a 1am performance at UNISEX SALON where it’s Coney Island Whitefish, an ode to Sex on the Beach!
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Saturday, March 29th is DR SKETCHY’S where we’ll be celebrating with all the colors of the rainbow and my new Garo Sparo rainbow costume!! 3-6pm at Lucky Cat Lounge!

Darlinda rainbow mermaid by Molly Crabapple

And APRIL!

Sunday,April 6th is BOUDOIR STAR: How to Strip for your Lover at Babeland, call 212-966-2120 to reserve your tickets!!

Thursday, April 10 is STARSHINE BURLESQUE they have new digs(Lucky Chengs) and a fantastic line-up every time! 10pm

Friday, April 11 The Animal Crackers are bringing you SEX POT, CRACK POT an Eccentric Dance and Burlesque extravaganza at 10pm at The Palace of Wonders in Washington DC!!

Saturday, April 12 The show of Female female drag queens VICTORIA brings your BIG HAIR! 10pm at Stonewall.

Sunday, April 13 I’ll be joining VICTORIA again for a benefit for the Gay Mens Health Crisis Center (Details TBD)

Saturday, April 19 It’s World Famous *BOB*’s BadAss Birthday Bash at the Bowery Poetry Club!

Sunday, April 20: It’s the Team Spirit Animal Squad at the Zipper Theater!

Sunday April 27th is the Year in Rainbow and Shelly Watson’s BLUE, BLUER, BLUEST a cerulean song celebration! at Union Pool at 8pm!

Sunday April 27th is Sweet and Nasty’s Glamour Show 10pm at Riffifi