DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA

This week is FANTASTIC!!
It may be rainy outside, but tonight the rain has cleared and the rainbow is out in FULL FORCE! At
THE BIG BURLESQUE RAINBOW SHOW!!

TONIGHT! January, 14 2008
10Pm at Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY!
Tickets & info: yearinrainbow.com

THE BIG BURLESQUE RAINBOW SHOW
THE BURLESQUE SHOW OF EVERY COLOR!

THE BIG BURLESQUE RAINBOW SHOW is the official Burlesque show of The Year in Rainbow, bringing acts that represent EVERY and ALL colors of the rainbow! Follow us through our rainbow journey with some of New York’s most colorful Burlesque Stars
BUNNY LOVE
DR LUKKI
PINKIE SPECIAL
and DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA as the Rainbow herself!

Saturday, January 19 Duckie — London vs. New York City

10 00 pm - 4 00 am

Duckie — Authentic London Honkytonk

Legendary London post-gay performance kunst-discotheque Duckie comes to Greenpoint for one night only! To celebrate the end of their 36 show run of “C’est Duckie” at PS 122, hostess Miss Amy Lame’ introduces a night ofnew wave revuedeville from both sides of the Atlantic.

At Studio B
259 Banker Street Between Messerole and Calyer

London Perfromers:

Miss High Leg Kick

Marisa Carnesky

Kazuko Hohki

New York Performers:

Murray Hill

Dynasty Handbag

Scotty The Blue Bunny and THE ANIMAL CRACKERS!

DJ Readers Wives plays: 80’s new romantic pop, patriotic English punk, 70s glam stomp, gender benders past, present and future.

10pm, 21+

$10 cover at the door. No advance sales

The Bowie Ball Sunday January 20!
Muffinhead and Amber Ray installation with
Gazelle
Machine Dazzle
Malkavich
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Darrell Wynn
BattleBunny
Soigne Deluxe
Ms. Pac Mondrian
Amber Ray
Muffinhead

Don Hills
511 Greenwich Street

So this month is a fantastic way to start out the new year! There is a ton of exciting collaborative newness happening. I’ve joined up with an eccentric dance troupe called THE ANIMAL CRACKERS, it’s me Miss Saturn, Pinkie Special and Aimee!

The Year in Rainbow is All about Collaboration, so I deep in the middle of my year and excited to have so much to collaborate on!

My first performance is Sunday January 13 at Sweet and Nasty with my dance partner Minnie Tonka (it’s her birthday!)Minnie Tonka and I are the Schlep Sisters and together we’ll delight you at Riffifi!

Monday January 14, it’s THE BIG RAINBOW BURLESQUE SHOW at Galapagos Art Space! With Rose Wood, Dr. Lukki, Pinkie Special and hosted by, yours truly, Darlinda Just Darlinda!

Saturday January 19 it’s Duckie London vs. New York! The Animal Crackers will be joining Scotty the Blue Bunny for a top secret surprise! Come check out our secrets at Studio B!

Sunday January 20 I’ll be joining Muffin Head for an installation at The Bowie Ball at Don Hills!

Monday January 28 it’s Miss Saturn’s Birthday Show and the Animal Crackers will be at it again at Galapagos Art Space!

Sunday January 13, Schlep Sisters for Minnie Tonka’s Birthday at SWEET & NASTY BURLESQUE
Hosted by Veronika Sweet and Nasty Canasta!
10pm Every Sunday at Riffifi
332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
$5

Monday January 14,
Year In Rainbow Presents
THE BIG BURLESQUE RAINBOW SHOW
January, 14 2008
10Pm at Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY!
Tickets & info: yearinrainbow.com

THE BIG BURLESQUE RAINBOW SHOW
THE BURLESQUE SHOW OF EVERY COLOR!

THE BIG BURLESQUE RAINBOW SHOW is the official Burlesque show of The Year in Rainbow, bringing acts that represent EVERY and ALL colors of the rainbow! Follow us through our rainbow journey with some of New York’s most colorful Burlesque Stars
BUNNY LOVE
DR LUKKI
PINKIE SPECIAL
and DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA as the Rainbow herself!

Saturday, January 19 Duckie — London vs. New York City

10 00 pm - 4 00 am

Duckie — Authentic London Honkytonk

Legendary London post-gay performance kunst-discotheque Duckie comes to Greenpoint for one night only! To celebrate the end of their 36 show run of “C’est Duckie” at PS 122, hostess Miss Amy Lame’ introduces a night ofnew wave revuedeville from both sides of the Atlantic.

At Studio B
259 Banker Street Between Messerole and Calyer

London Perfromers:

Miss High Leg Kick

Marisa Carnesky

Kazuko Hohki

New York Performers:

Murray Hill

Dynasty Handbag

Scotty The Blue Bunny

DJ Readers Wives plays: 80’s new romantic pop, patriotic English punk, 70s glam stomp, gender benders past, present and future.

10pm, 21+

$10 cover at the door. No advance sales

The Bowie Ball Sunday January 20!
Muffinhead installation with
Gazelle
Machine Dazzle
Malkavich
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Darrell Wynn
BattleBunny
Soigne Deluxe
Ms. Pac Mondrian
Amber Ray
Muffinhead

Don Hills
511 Greenwich Street

Click Here for Advance Tickets!

Galapagos is throwing A fabulous, glamtastic, all star burlesque, champagne soaked, rock n roll dance party for the ages!!

Ring in the New Year at Galapagos Art Space with a New Year’s Eve to be remembered!

Featuring the best and brightest stars of the burlesque stage, Brooklyn’s most gorgeous gals and gents, champagne toast at midnight, and late night DJ till the sun comes up! This will be a party to remember! We promise.

Starring:
Trixie Little and The Evil Hate Monkey!
Dr. Lukki!
Little Brooklyn!
Darlinda Just Darlinda!
Nasty Canasta!
Jonny Porkpie!
Special Surprise Guests!
Go-Go Dancers!
Late night set starring Miss Saturn!
Plus DJ Boyracer spins rawk, electro, glam, disco, indie, and party jams all night & morning long!

Our doors open at 8pm, and you can party till the sun comes up!!
$30 = admission till midnight with a pay as you go bar!
or
$75 = admission with an open bar till 11:30!

Or come late and dance! It’s $25 after midnight
FREE CHAMPAGNE TOAST @ MIDNITE

This week is just special! I’m doing my Yellow installation for Year in Rainbow at LOVE MUSCLE! It’s my last performance with this run of NICE JEWISH GIRLS GONE BAD and I’m joining the queens uptown at DRAG OFF!

I start WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 19 at Love Muscle and my YELLOW! BLOND! INVASION! at LOVE MUSCLE!
THE YEAR IN RAINBOW presents a BLOND! YELLOW! INVASION!

Watch the journey of one Brunette PRECIOUS LITTLE as she is transformed into a blond by the southern hairdresser herself BRYN KELLY and the Bikini Blonde CLAMS CASINO. All the while being fed by the Jewish housewife DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA and her favorite chicken laying the very eggs you eat BAMBI as CORNSTAR with the help of PINKIE SPECIAL and her sundress candy!

What follows is FRIDAY DECEMBER 21 my LAST PERFORMANCE at Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad!
Minnie Tonka and I (The Schlep Sisters) are super excited to join the NEW AND IMPROVED Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad as the Zipper Theater December 21! ADVANCE TICKETS ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! GO TO THEIR WEB SITE to buy tixwww.zippertheater.com

And SATURDAY DECEMBER 22, I’m super excited to join DRAG OFF! HOLIDAY SHOW- HO HO HO!

PLEASE NOTE! THERE IS ONLY A 9:30 SHOW on Saturday December 22!

ABOUT THE SHOW
In The Ultimate Drag Off, male and female contestants from all walks of life compete in a four round battle to test their strengths in a variety of wild and wacky categories in Drag!

Every week is a BRAND NEW SHOW!

Set like a live game show ala ‘The Price Is Right’ and ‘Let’s Make a Deal’, your host Sweetie takes you on a riotous romp through entertainment highlights and lowlights, as contestants fight for fame and superstardom in this weekly variety show. The winner of the night gets to come back the following week and defend their title, as the superstar of the night! This vaudeville-sideshow-talent competition is also interactive theater where YOU, the audience, also votes for the winner and can participate in random events!

Every show is a different show, always fresh, new and exciting. You never know what you’re going to get!! Keep coming back to see what happens next!

Great for groups, birthdays, bachelor/ette parties, company parties and parties of one alike! Make it a night of fun at the Ultimate Drag Off!

Doors will open 15 minutes prior to showtime for general seating. The Ultimate Drag Off running time is approx 90 minutes.
SPECIAL GROUP SALES for 10 people or more!

Call 201-854-2903- and mention Drag Off Group Sales

FOR TICKETS go HERE!
http://www.theatermania.com/ticketing/index.cfm/show/135345

or order tickets by phone at theatermania.com : (212) 352-3101

Also New Years Eve is coming up, do you have plans? I do and you are invited to come!!
NEW YEAR’S EVE @ GALAPAGOS 12.31.07, 8 pm - dawn

BROOKLYN BURLEQUE - O - TEQUE!

A fabulous, glamtastic, all star burlesque, champagne soaked, rock n roll dance party for the ages!!

Ring in the New Year without leaving the little borough that could — Brooklyn! New Year’s Eve Premier Party at Galapagos Art Space will leave you with fond memories of 2007 – and hopefully a few blacked out ones. With over 5 hours of entertainment from stars of the burlesque stage, go go dancing, and YOU, we guarantee a New Year’s Eve to be remembered! Starring Trixie Little and The Evil Hate Monkey, Dr. Lukki, Little Brooklyn, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Nasty Canasta, Jonny Porkpie, and a host of other gorgeous gals and gents bringing you the best and the brightest of the burlesque stage. Late night and “anything goes” set starring Miss Saturn. Plus DJ Boyracer spinning your fav indie, disco, punk, and rock n roll party jams all night long! Out with the clothed year in with the nude year! Forget those chumps trying to catch a cab home from Manhattan – do it Brooklyn style! Champagne toast at midnight, an all-star lineup of NYC’s best burlesque acts, lots of making out, go go dancers, late night DJ’s and party until the sun comes up. Galapagos wishes you all a Happy Nudie Year!

24 Hour Liquor License!
doors at 8, party til sun up!!
$75 = admission + open bar till 11!
$30 = admission
$25 = after midnight
advance tickets at www.smarttix.com

Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th Street (between Kent and Wythe)
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 11211
718 782-5188
www.galapagosartspace.org
Subway: L train to Bedford Avenue or JMZ to Marcy Avenue

This week is bound to be fun!

Starting with another rousing THURSDAY night with the Sexy NICE JEWISH GIRLS GONE BAD(see below for $10 off tickets!)

Then FRIDAY I’m going to get Sweaty at HOT BOX BURLESQUE at the Slipper Room!

And SATURDAY watch me take the lord in vain at BAD ASS BURLESQUE honoring the NAUGHTY!

AND to give you a preview of NEXT WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 19, 2007 . . .get ready for a YELLOW! BLOND! INVASION! at LOVE MUSCLE! We’ve got our favorite blondes Bambi the Mermaid, Clams Casino and watch as we transform Precious Little in to a precious BLOND, plus MORE! THIS PARTY IS NOT TO BE MISSED! 10pm-4am at HAPPY ENDINGS!

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2007:
Minnie Tonka and I (The Schlep Sisters) are super excited to join the NEW AND IMPROVED Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad as the Zipper Theater December 13 and 21! If you’d like REDUCED PRICE TICKETS and lord knows any Jewish gal or shiksa likes a good discount!
We are offering a special for shows on Dec. 13th - $10 OFF regularly priced tix using the SECRET CODE!

It is for online sales ONLY!
GO TO THEIR WEB SITE
www.zippertheater.com
AND USE THIS CODE: JEWIT

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2007:
THE HOT BOX BURLESQUE
DJ Momotaro spins dirty funk, go-go, garage, nasty blues, freak-out fabulous tracks. Doors at 8pm, go-go at 10:30pm, show at midnight. $5 cover. No reservations taken, so come early for a good seat.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2007:

Photo by - Jeremy Paskell

!BadAss! Honors the NAUGHTY List!
Saturday Dec. 15th,Doors open at 12am,misbeavior continues til 4am!
@ the Bowery Poetry Club308 Bowery @ 1st Street, NYC, $15The Square Struts bring theirunique brand of Blues to the tablethroughout this tinsel tawdry affair…
The outrageous O’Debra TwinsHost the following Naughty List -
Producer Velocity Chyaldd
The World Famous *BOB*
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Mini Marilyn Manson
Mish Va De Vil
Nasty Canasta
Dirty Martini
JZ Bich
Lady A
Deity

PLUS! More to be announced soon……

VJ Val Killmoredelivers sick and special XXXmas visuals all the wayfrom her new San Francisco stomping ground!DJ Velocitykeeps it blasphemous all night long!The Naughty List rages on til 4am…..For images and details please visit -www.BadAssBurlesque.com

On Wednesday,December 5th it’s a rollicking good time with a new trio from Bastard Keith, Johnny Porkpie and myself! Menorah Horah at the Slipper Room

Minnie Tonka and I (The Schlep Sisters) are super excited to join the NEW AND IMPROVED Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad as the Zipper Theater December 7, 13, and 21!

Welcome to the December Monthly Update!I’ve got lots of fun in the works for this month! Not only is it the Month of Yellow, but there are tons of fun things happening this month!!

It’s a little early this year, because this week is pretty special!

Tuesday November 27th, I am performing at a benefit for Cary from the Cock to go to OZ, yes I’m bringing “Somewhere over the rainbow!” it’s at the Tribeca Grand Hotel Screening Room/Lounge/Sanctum Two Avenue of the Americas
7:00PM - 8:00PM watch the show in the screening room 8:00PM to 2:00AM par-tay for a map go here
$20 suggested donation at the door

* FREE DRINKS from 8:00-9:00
* 2 songs from the show performed live by Cary and her Hag Fag Dancers
* Performances by the Darlinda Just Darlinda and The Dazzle Dancers
* Raffle with fabulous prizes!
* DJ Michael Magnan will keep your booty shaking all nite long

This Thursday November 29th, the Schlep Sisters are at Starshine Burlesque.

** STARSHINE BURLESQUE **
Little Brooklyn and Creamy Stevens present
Starshine Burlesque
Featuring:
Gigi LaFemme
The Schlep Sisters(Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda)
Bloody Belle the B-Nudie Queen
and two of the the two ladies who bring you a fabulous different show every week
Creamy Stevens and
Little Brooklyn
Hosted by: Miss Saturn

Starshine Burlesque takes it off every Thursday night at Rififi. Enjoy a cocktail before the show show as go-go sensations bump and grind to the irresistible sounds sounds of the turntable. On stage, in the Backroom Starshine turns up the heat with a variety show of eye-popping striptease, magic, and vaudevillian antics. A different show every week…
of comedy, music, dance and good old fashioned burly-Q!

Pre show gogo : Pandora
will rev your engine before the show even starts!
Sexy Gatekeepe : Pop Pistol
womans the door and manhandles you
Adorable Stage Kitten: Misty Rivers
Plier of Potables: Lindsey
Master of Light and Sound : Antonio

RiFiFi (Cinema Classics)
332 East 11th Street at 1st Avenue
Every Thursday- 10:15ish pm $10

RESERVED SEATING:
Limited advanced seating will be available for the public on a first-come, first-served basis.
Doors will open for advanced seating at 10:15ish pm tickets are $15.00
$10 General admission will seat shortly after.

DECEMBER!

I’m joining some exciting and new shows THIS MONTH!!
On December 5th it’s Menorah Horah at the Slipper Room

Minnie Tonka and I (The Schlep Sisters) are super excited to join the NEW AND IMPROVED Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad as the Zipper Theater December 7, 13, and 21!

December 14, I’ll be at The Slipper Room for The Hot Box Burlesque

On December 15 I’ll be debuting my new manger act at Bad Ass Burlesque’s Yule Celebration

On December 19 join me for an exploration of Yellow and Blonds at Glenn Marla and Sequinette’s new monthly party LOVE MUSCLE

On December 22 I’ll be at Drag Off

I’ll be performing with my darling Sister Minnie Tonka at the Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street on Friday at Midnight!! Together we are the Schlep Sisters!

We hope to see you there!