Clams Casino and Darlinda Just Darlinda Present

THE WIND BENEATH MY TASSELS

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A Burlesque Birthday Tribute to Bette Midler

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Part of Monday Night Burlesque at Public Assembly

70 N. 6^th St., Brooklyn

Monday, December 1, 10:00 PM

New York, NY …Burlesque stars Clams Casino and Darlinda Just Darlinda are pleased to present THE WIND BENEATH MY TASSELS, the world’s first burlesque show dedicated to the Divine Miss M herself, Bette Midler, pairing the legendary showgirl with an all-star cast for a evening of sequins, feathers and mermaid tails.  THE WIND BENEATH MY TASSELS is part of Public Assembly’s series Monday Night Burlesque, Monday, December 1 at 10:00 PM.  Admission is $10.
Join your host, Shelley, the Singing Siren on a journey from Bathhouse Betty to Las Vegas Legend in celebration of Bette’s birthday. Keeping burlesque tradition alive through her timeless showtunes, affinity for glamour and dirty jokes, she has truly been the wind beneath burlesque’s wings. And who better to tribute the brash, bawdy Bette then some of New York City’s brightest burlesque luminaries

Blonde bombshell Clams Casino, Extravagant Ecdysiast Darlinda Just Darlinda, Miss Exotic World 2004 Dirty Martini and reigning Miss Coney Island Gal Friday.
Your presenters:

Clams Casino, called a “Burlesque Queen” by the New York Times, is one of New York’s favorite stars of the bump ‘n’ grind, and has performed on stages around the country.  This summer Clams was the winner of two coveted trophies, for Most Innovative and Most Comedic at the world’s only international burlesque competition, the 2008 Miss Exotic World Pageant, sponsored by the Burlesque Hall of Fame in Las Vegas.  She is also the co-producer of Killer Queen Burlesque, Bump & Grindhouse, Smells Like Tease Spirit and a number of other pop-culture obsessed burlesque shows in New York City and along the Eastern Seaboard.
Darlinda Just Darlinda has been working as a Burlesque Performer in New York since 2003. The Village Voice calls Darlinda a “Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza,” for good reason! She coined the term “Polyester Performance”, an inspiring mixture of Burlesque, Modern Dance, Performance Art, Psychedelic Happening, Comedy Sketch, and Drag Queen Ballet. Darlinda has performed both nationally and internationally, most receintly at the Neo-Feminist Burlesque Symposium at The University of London. She has continued to produce and perform in shows in New York City, most recently “The Year in Rainbow Finale” in August of 2008 at the Zipper Factory. For more information about the Year in Rainbow please visit www.yearinrainbow.com For information about Darlinda’s shows and events please visit www.darlindajustdarlinda.com

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Digital images and further details are available upon request.

For venue information: www.mondaynightburlesque.com

Check out my engagements in November (Below!)

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Thursday November 6th:

BURLESQUE AT VIN ROUGE!

629 5th Avenue, Brooklyn,  9pm. FREE!

Sumptuous Ladies, Amber Ray and Darlinda Just Darlinda do 4 alluring numbers to accompany your fine wine imbibing. Shows on the half hour starting at 9pm! 718-369-4201 for more info and reservations.

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Saturday November 8th:

THE 25TH ANNUAL MISS ASBURY LANES 1983 PAGEANT!

Asbury Lanes 209 4th Avenue Asbury Park, New Jersey doors 8pm , Show 10pm. $10

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MONDAY NOVEMBER 10:

SWEET AND NASTY PRESENTS: MY BIG NAKED JEWISH-ITALIAN FAMILY REUNION

Monday, November 10 @ 10:00 PM - $10
Public Assembly 70 N. 6th St., Williamsburg, Brooklyn
Sweet and Nasty Burlesque and The New Monday Night Burlesque present My Big Naked Jewish-Italian Family Reunion. With Nasty Canasta, Darlinda Just Darlinda and Minnie Tonka of The Schlep Sisters, Precious Little, Jonny Porkpie, Delirium Tremens, Clarke Westfield, and red-headed stepchild Gal Friday.

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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13:

TEACHING FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE for the New York School of Burlesque

TEACHING FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at 440 STUDIOS 440 Lafayette Studio 4C $15, $25 for two 7-8 pm Class size is limited. More info at www.schoolofburlesque.com

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FRIDAY NOVEMBER 14:

NYC SEX BLOGGERS CALENDAR RELEASE PARTY 

NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar Release Party Friday November 14, 2008 Performances by Darlinda Just Darlidna, The Luvely Rae, Jezebel Express, and Weirdee Girl

The White Rabbit 145 East Houston Street 6:30-9:30pm FREE!

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 TUESDAY NOVEMBER 18:

EASTENDERS PARTY

EASTENDERS PARTY at The Skinny  174 Orchard St. Come watch me Go-Go! Supplying a spot “for people looking to escape the current doom and gloom of nightclubbing.” Paisley Dalton (from London’s Ghetto club) and the Ones’ Jojo Americo spin a mixed bag of tunes to a mixed crowd of revelers, while Nomi from Hercules and Love Affair, Ruff Club’s Sophia Lamar and Family’s DJ Adam serve as hosts. GOGO BY Songne Deluxe and Darlinda Just Darlinda

Go to www.myspace.com/zeitgeistworld for more info.

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WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 19:

REVEALED BURLESQUE

Horse Trade Theater Group presents REVEALED, a GiGi La Femme & Doc Wasabassco Production, a burlesque show which will be performed Wednesday, November 19 at 10:00pm at Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks Place, New York.
Brought to the stage by the Power Couple of Burlesque (GiGi La Femme and Doc Wasabassco), REVEALED is a cutting-edge burlesque show with a sinfully dirty twist. This unique and extra-sultry night features the sexiest, most notorious burlesque performers in New York City, as you’ve never seen them before! Revealed promises you more bang for your buck than any other show in town.
Featuring tantalizing performances by Amber Ray, GiGi La Femme, Kobayashi Maru, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Peekaboo Pointe and Gal Friday with your charming and inebriated host, Bastard Keith and sexy stage kitten, Madame Rosebud!
What surprises will the girls have in store for us this month? A Thanksgiving feast finale? Pillow fights? Come find out and experience an evening of salacious striptease and skin, where the climax of each number leaves everything…Revealed.
“Worth considerably more than the paltry $20 admission fee it demands, the neo-burlesque showRevealed offers up a substantial helping of coquetry, comedy and camp, along with other, pinker, softer words beginning with the letter C.” –New York Press
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Revealed Burlesque
UNDER St. Marks, 94 St. Marks Place
The third Wednesday of every month, at 10:00 PM
Admission is $20. Tickets are available online at Smart Tix (click here!) or by calling 212.868.4444.
Pssst! Are you a Burlesque/Variety Performer? If so, email revealed.burlesque@gmail.com for a $5 off discount code!

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For more information, contact: Emily Owens PR, | emily@emilyowenspr.com

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October! Oh Yeah!

Hi Lovely People,

I am beginning to enjoy the change of seasons as October 1st marks my fifth year in NYC! So I’m slowly uploading video from the Year in Rainbow Finale, here’s a video link from Orange October take a look and tell me what you think! Also the Village Voice captured me at the end of my anti-Palin Act at the New York Burlesque Festival in a slide show by Deidre Schoo!!

This month is going to be a blast! Mainly because . . .

I’m teaching Flirting with Burlesque at the NEW YORK SCHOOL OF BURLESQUE (October 2, 16, and 30th at 440 Studios),Dancing for the 2nd to LAST weekly STARSHINE BURLESQUE Show with the Animal Crackers(October 2nd Lucky Chengs), Dancing with Sweet and Nasty Burlesque and The New Monday Night Burlesque present ROOTS (October 6 at Public Assembly).Getting Lustful and Gluttonous with Pinchbottom at NASTY’S INFERNO(October 8 at Corio),Joining VICTORIA at Stonewall(October 11), I’m spending a ton of time with the Animal Crackers where The New Monday Night Burlesque presents SEX POT/CRACK POT BURLESQUE(October 20 at Pubic Assembly) and an IGGY POP TRIBUTE(October 23 at the Slipper Room), performing my “Life on Mars” act for the first time in years at GROCK? a tribute to “Stranger in a Strange Land” by Robert Heinlein,produced by Inbred Hybrid Collective and MIX NYC(October 29 at the Gene Frankel Theater.)

OCTOBER 2: STARSHINE BURLESQUE Show with the Animal Crackers 10pm at Lucky Chengs, 24 First Avenue $10 seats/ $17 reserved seating.

OCTOBER 2,16, & 30: FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at 440 STUDIOS 440 Lafayette Studio 4C $15, $25 for two 7-8 pm Class size is limited. More info at www.schoolofburlesque.com

OCTOBER 6: Sweet and Nasty Burlesque and The New Monday Night Burlesque present ROOTS 9pm Public Assembly 70 N. 6th St., Williamsburg, Brooklyn

OCTOBER 8: NASTY’S INFERNO at Corio 377 W. Broadway @ Grand
In this special edition of Pinchbottom’s DEViLiSH, the infernal Nasty Canasta takes you on a guided tour of the nine levels of hell, as only the damned beauties of burlesque can! With special guest stars! Full dinner menu and beverage service. RESERVATIONS: by phone - 212.966.3901 | by email - info@corionyc.com

OCTOBER 11:VICTORIA at Stonewall 10pm 53 Christopher Street$10/ $5 with RSVP email to RSVP@victoriaparty.org

OCTOBER 14: EASTENDERS PARTY at The Skinny  174 Orchard St. Come watch me Go-Go! Supplying a spot “for people looking to escape the current doom and gloom of nightclubbing.” Paisley Dalton (from London’s Ghetto club) and the Ones’ Jojo Americo spin a mixed bag of tunes to a mixed crowd of revelers, while Nomi from Hercules and Love Affair, Ruff Club’s Sophia Lamar and Family’s DJ Adam serve as hosts. Go to www.myspace.com/zeitgeistworld for more info.

OCTOBER 19: The Red Hookers present Sugar Shack Burlesque
A night of debauchery in Brooklyn’s latest jazz den  - Come early for
dinner and stay for our own brand of decadent dessert.
Starring RunAround Sue, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Gal Friday and Marlo De Marquise
Hosted by Donny Vomi
Sunday, October 19th, 9pm - $10
@ Annabelle’s, 44 Beard St - Red Hook
For transportaion be sure to take advangate of one of the new Ikea
shuttles - Annabelle’s is right across the street.  You can find more
information for the shuttle at
http://info.ikea-usa.com/brooklyn/directions.aspx

OCTOBER 20: The Animal Crackers and The New Monday Night Burlesque present SEX POT/CRACK POT BURLESQUE 10pm Public Assembly 70 N. 6th St., Williamsburg, Brooklyn

OCTOBER 23:IGGY POP TRIBUTE 10pm The Slipper Room 167 Orchard Street, $5

OCTOBER 24: INTER-ARTS VARIETY SHOW with !Muffinhead:Fashionopotamus runway 10pm The Zipper Factory 336 West 37th Street $15

OCTOBER 29: INBRED HYBRID COLLECTIVE and MIX NYC present our 8th Book Club Burlesque: GROCK? A Book Club Burlesque inspired by STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND by Robert A. Heinlein The Gene Frankel Theater 24 Bond Street (between Lafayette and Bowery) $10

This Sunday is the BABELAND 15TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY! The Animal Crackers will be performing at 4pm and 6pm
43 Mercer Street 3-7pm. Catch our NEW ACT!

It’s going to be a fun month full of parades, festivals, and anniversaries!

It’s the Clown Parade on September 5th and the Animal Crackers will be the leaders of the parade!

I’m  parading with hot dogs, cavemen, and astronauts at the Deitch Art Parade on September 6th.

September 19, 20, and 21 I will be appearing with The Animal Crackers, The Schlep Sisters and flying solo at the New York Burlesque Festival!

September 28th is the 15th Anniversary of Babeland and The Animal Crackers will be performing!

SEPTEMBER 5 :THE CLOWN PARADE!

We’ll kick off the NY CLOWN THEATRE FESTIVAL with our 3rd annual opening day parade! Anyone and everyone is invited to join the city’s finest clowns, jugglers, stilt-walkers, and more as they gather at Union Square Park and ride the “L” train to the Bedford stop, then march to The Brick Theater for a massive public pie fight. Red noses and pies will be handed out. The pie fight will be followed by a Clown Cabaret previewing festival highlights.

When: Fri, Sept 5 at 4:30 pm Parade
Where: Subway Parade begins at Union Square Park, the L train, The Brick
How much: ALL FREE!

SEPTEMBER 6: The Art Parade

SEPTEMBER 11: BURLESQUE WITH THE JC HOPKINS BAND at the Slipper Room 10pm $5 167 Orchard Street

SEPTEMBER 19-21 I’m at the New York Burlesque Festival Three Nights in a Row!! Click the image for tickets!

SEPTEMBER 22: THE TEAM SPIRIT ANIMAL SQUAD at Union Pool 8pm $10 484 Union Ave, Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

SEPTEMBER 28: BABELAND 15TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY! Performances at 4pm and 6pm. Babeland Soho 43 Mercer Street, NY! FREE!

AUGUST 13: BLUES DEVILS @ SLIPPER ROOM 10PM

AUGUST 15: JO BOOBS CEREAL SHOW @CONEY ISLAND 10PM

AUGUST 21: AM GOLD @CONEY ISLAND 10PM

AUGUST 22: ANIMAL CRACKERS PRESENT SEX POT/CRACK POT! @ CONEY ISLAND 10PM

!!!!AUGUST 23: YEAR IN RAINBOW FINALE!!!! @ THE ZIPPPER THEATER @10PM

AUGUST 25: CLAMS CASINO AND NEIL O’FORTUNE PRESENT MONDAY NIGHT BURLESQUE @PULBIC ASSEMBLY @10PM and 12AM!

AUGUST 27: SUPER DANCE PARTY @ HAVANA OUTPOST @10PM

AUGUST 28: ANIMAL CRACKERS PRESENT SEX POT/CRACK POT! @ THE SLIPPER ROOM 10PM

AUGUST 29: HOT BOX BURLESQUE @ THE SLIPPER ROOM @10,12, & 1AM!

The Year in Rainbow is over but, I’m super excited to announce that TOMORROW, August 23rd is the Grand Finale Show of the Year in Rainbow, watch this blog come to LIFE with the most colorful burlesque show of the year!!! It’s 10pm at the Zipper Factory on Saturday August 23rd, 2008! Plus an after Party at Rebel!!

BUY YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE THIS IS BOUND TO SELL OUT!

Darlinda Just Darlinda and Thirsty Girl Productions Present
THE YEAR IN RAINBOW FINALE
The Most Colorful Burlesque Blowout of the Year!

Starring(in Alphabetical Order)
Amber Ray
The Animal Crackers
Amy Animal
Bambi the Mermaid
Bunny Love
Clams Casino
Darlinda Just Darlinda
Dr. Lukki
Glenn Marla
Little Brooklyn
Miss Saturn
Pinkie Special
Sequinette
Shelly the Singing Siren
and Surprise Guests!

August 23, 2008
10pm, $20
The Zipper Factory
336 West 37th Street
NYC
Tickets & info: www.thezipperfactory.com
For More info about the Year in Rainbow www.yearinrainbow.com

!!!COME TO THE AFTER PARTY!!!

You asked for it, and now we’re bringing it! A good old-fashioned DANCE PARTY!
FREE!! SAY JAMES COPPOLA FOR COMP VIP ENTRY!!!

BURLESQUE REVIEW STARRING DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA

Darlinda Just Darlinda will arrive straight from New York City with her Polyester Players to star in a full evening of Nouveau Burlesque

Friday, Saturday and Sunday, July 25,26,27, 2008.

All performances are at 8 pm at the Caspar Community Center.
Appearing with Darlinda Just Darlinda will be

Miss Indigo Blue (Seattle)

Alotta Boutté (San Francisco)

Little Brooklyn (New York)

and Master of Ceremonies Scotty The Blue Bunny

Tickets are on sale at Tangents and If the Shoe Fits in Fort Bragg
and Twist in Mendocino
or call 707-964-2787(ARTS) for reservations and information.
Tickets can be ordered in advance by sending a check to Rhoda Teplow Presents for $20 each to Post Office Box 453, Mendocino, CA 95460 and they will be held at the door.
Please no audience under 18 years old.

The cast will also teach workshops!

Saturday July 26 and Sunday July 27
BURLESQUE AND MAKEUP CLASSES IN MENDOCINO!!

In conjunction with this weekend’s NOUVEAU BURLESQUE REVUE 2 AT CASPAR COMMUNITY CENTER,
MISS INDIGO BLUE AND DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA will grace the Community Center’s South Room with two workshops on burlesque and makeup on Saturday, July 26, 2008.

SATURDAY JULY 26, 2008

BASIC BURLESQUE DANCE MOVES FOR ALL LEVELS 3:00-4:00 pm, COST: $15 advance and $20 at the class and
TASSEL TWIRLING FOR THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY 4:30 to 5:30, COST: $20/$50 with tassels.
Both taught by Miss Indigo Blue. Call 707-964-2787 for reservations.

SUNDAY JULY 27, 2008

MAKEUP FOR QUEENS AND FLASHY LADIES Learn make-up with a drag queen twist from 3:00-5:00 pm COST:$30 or $25 with your own lashes. Class taught by Darlinda Just Darlinda. Call 707-964-2787 for reservations.

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SATURDAY JULY 26, 2008 3:00-4:00 pm,
BASIC BURLESQUE DANCE MOVES FOR ALL LEVELS
The first workshop will be from 3 to 4 pm and is BASIC BURLESQUE DANCE MOVES FOR ALL LEVELS or how to learn the fundamentals of the bump, grind, shimmy and shake! This beginning level dance class is perfect for non-dancers, and adds some new perspective and repertoire for those with some dance experience. Open to everyone with a body who can comfortably stand, walk and wiggle! All ages, shapes, abilities, backgrounds and genders. Please wear comfortable stretchy clothing like yoga pants and bring a pair of high heels and your own water! Miss Indigo Blue will provide gloves and boas to practice with! The cost of this class is $15 in advance or $20 the day of the class.

SATURDAY JULY 26, 2008 4:30 to 5:30
TASSEL TWIRLING FOR THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY
The second workshop on Saturday will be at 4:30 to 5:30 pm and is TASSEL TWIRLING FOR THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY or how to construct, affix, and twirl nippple-tassel pasties! This is “a participants only” class as everyone who attends will be removing their shirts and affixing pasties. No spectators. Please wear clothing that will allow removing your top to affix pasties. The cost of this class is $20 including loaner pasties. If you would like to purchase tasseled pasties and adhesive of your own the price is $50 which includes a $10 discount! Class minimum will be 8 attendees and maximum is 25. Participants under 18 must come with parental permission.

SUNDAY JULY 27, 2008 3:00-5:00pm
MAKEUP FOR QUEENS AND FLASHY LADIES
Learn stage make-up with a drag queen twist! Ever wondered how to make your lips glitter and your eyes twinkle? Watch as Darlinda Just Darlinda teaches you the basics of drag make-up so you can be the most fabulous on the stage or at a party! Learn how to apply false eyelashes, glitter eye shadow, glitter lipstick and other tips and tricks to make your make-up spectacular. Glitter provided! The instructor will be Darlinda Just Darlinda direct from New York City from 3 to 5 pm at the Caspar Community Center on
Sunday, July 27th. The cost is $30 or $25 with your own lashes. Call 964-2787 to reserve a place today because space is limited to participants. Supplies: Bring your own mascara, creme foundation, liquid eye liner, and a shirt you don’t mind getting a little messy. Eyelashes included in the $30.

Also Seattle Here I come!!
THURSDAY, JULY 31 (MY BIRTHDAY!)
Sinner Saint Burlesque
10pm $10
The Noc Noc
1516 Second Avenue
Seattle, Washington

Friday August 1st

The Swedish Housewife and Heidi Von Haught Present…

Burlesque Battle Of The Sexes- Summer 2008!

A Gender Bent, High Femme, Bicoastal, Butch, Nouvelle Expérience !

When: Friday August 1st

Where: The Rendezvous, Jewel Box Theater

2322 2nd Avenue

Seattle, WA 98121

Show Times: Two Shows- 10PM The Boys, 11:30PM The Girls

Tickets: $12 for one show or $20 for both @ http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/39632

Tickets available starting July 22 at noon

Three!!! Count em, 1,2,3, NYC Burly girls all in one night, with 6 local lovelies mixing it up for 2 plus hours of tantalizing tease and absurdity!

From the other coast…

Little Brooklyn- First Runner up for the Miss Exotic World title in 07 was also awarded- The Most Inspiring Performer in Burlesque- at The New York Burlesque Festival in 07.

Darlinda Just Darlinda- “Master Mind of the Bizarre Extravaganza” -The Village Voice

Pinkie Special - Originally from Seattle now residing in NYC has been coined as ” The Monty Python of Burlesque ” by Julie Atlas Muz and “Genius Retard” by Tigger.

From this coast…

Hidie Von Haught and Pidegon Von Trap - of the award winning Von Foxies

Mama Lou Strong Woman - The one woman traveling circus side show! A Seattle favorite and recent transplant

Miss(ter) Waxie Moon- Seattle’s very own “Boylesque-Lady Man” Sensation!

Ultra- The Gorgeous Rippling Misfit Hunk

Ruffy D. Butt- A Boylesque Debut guaranteed to blow your socks off!

Hosted by The Swedish Housewife- “Queen Bee of Seattle Burlesque- The Village Voice

Two different shows in One Night!!!

10PM The Boys, Boi’s Starring

NYC - Little Brooklyn, Darlinda Just Darlinda and Pinkie Special

Seattle- Waxie Moon, Ultra, and a debt by Ruffy D. Butt

Hosted by The Swedish Housewife

11:30PM The Girl, Girls Starring

NYC- Little Brooklyn, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Pinkie Special

Seattle-Mamma Lou Strong Woman, Heidi Von Haught, Pidgeon Von Tramp

Hosted by The Swedish Housewife

Little Brooklyn- http://www.myspace.com/little_718

Darlinda Just Darlinda- http://www.myspace.com/darlindajustdarlinda

Pinkie Special- http://www.myspace.com/pinkiespecial

Mamma Lou Stong Woman- http://www.myspace.com/mamaloustrongwoman

Waxie Moon- http://www.myspace.com/waxiemoon

Ultra- http://www.myspace.com/gorgeoustown

The Swedish Housewife- http://www.myspace.cn/swedishhousewife

The Von Foxies- http://www.myspace.com/vonfoxies

Saturday August 2 The Pink Door

Well back to THIS MONTH! It’s exciting! At the beginning of the month I’m headed to Montreal and at the end I’m going to Mendocino and Seattle.
After I head to Fire Island for the Drag Invasion I’ll hop on a bus, because The Animal Crackers are doing our first international gig! Yes that’s right we’re headed to Montreal to perform Sex Pot/Crack Pot at Meow Mix!

I’m taking Little Brooklyn, Scotty the Blue Bunny,Miss Indigo Blue and Alotta Boutte home home to Mama! Yes Mendocino is my home town and my mom is producing the show, I’m so jazzed I can hardly stand it!! Then the last week of July beginging of August; Little Brooklyn, Pinkie Special and I are headed to Seattle to join the Von Foxies for an amazing Technicolor Extravaganza!

I hope to see you out and about, below is all the important information, which will be updated through out the month at www.darlindajustdarlinda.com!
-Darlinda Just Darlinda

SATURDAY, JULY 5TH
Meow Mix
Cabaret fun for Montreal’s bisexual, lesbian, queer and trans folk… and their buddies, presents
The Animal Crackers Eccentric Dancers in Sex Pot/Crack Pot
Amy Animal, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Miss Saturn and Pinkie Special!
La Sala Rosa,
4848 St. Laurent
Montreal!
$10 10:00PM - 3:00AM

FRIDAY,JULY 11
10PM $5
Happy Hour Clowns present
Hot Box Burlesque
at the Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
New York, NY

MONDAY, JULY 14
10PM $5
Doc Wassabasco Presents
Monday Night Burlesque
at the art space formerly known as Galapagos
70 North 6th Street.
Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY


WEDNESDAY JULY 16
10pm $5
Mr Choads Sloppy Seconds
at the Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
New York, NY

THURSDAY JULY 17
10pm $17 reserved seating $10 at the door
Starshine Burelesque
The Fortune Cookie Cabaret in the back room of Lucky Chengs
24 First Avenue
New York, NY
www.starshineburlesque.com for more info.

FRIDAY, JULY 18
10m $15
Burlesque at the Beach Presents
Starshine Burlesque Summer Vacation
Coney Island Side Shows
1208 Surf Avenue
Brooklyn New York

FRIDAY JULY 24
SATURDAY JULY 25
SUNDAY JULY 26
Rhoda Teplow Presents
Nouveau Burlesque Revue 2
8pm $20
for Tickets call 707-964-ARTS
The Caspar Community Center
Caspar, California


THURSDAY, JULY 31 (MY BIRTHDAY!)
Sinner Saint Burlesque
10pm $10
The Noc Noc
1516 Second Avenue
Seattle, Washington

Lots of love!
Darlinda Just Darlinda

June 2 is The Cockettes Reunion! I’m going to be dancing with La John Joseph, Erin Markey and Glenn Marla as the Future Legendary Children Dance Squad!

June 6-8 I’ll be in Las Vegas for the Burleque Hall of Fame’s Miss Exotic World Pageant and Reunion. I’m inviting the crowd to wear purple for the Friday Night Legends event, I’ll be modeling at the Dr Sketchy’s and Peforming at the Pool Party as well as attending all the fantastic events with “The Devil’s Own Mistress” Satan’s Angel!

The Short List
1.June 1 2008 12:00AM The Month of Purple Begins!

2.June 2 2008 8:00PM The Cockettes are Coming!! @ Theater for the New City

June 6-7 2008 ALL WEEKEND! Burlesque Hall of Fame Pageant and Reunion @ Palms Casino
3.June 7 2008 3PM Dr Sketchies Las Vegas @ The Palms

4.June 8 2008 11:00AM Exotic World Pool Party at the Palms @ The Palms

5.June 12 2008 10:00PM Blue Suede Jews @ Coney Island Side Shows

6.June 14 2008 10:00PM Mr Choads Upstairs/Downstairs @ The Slipper Room

7.June 17 2008 10:00PM Hotsy Totsy Burlesque @ REHAB

8.June 18 2008 10:00PM Skin and Skullduggery @ Lucky Chengs

9.June 21 2008 10:00AM Mermaid Parade@ Coney Island

10.June 22 2008 10:00PM Sweet and Nasty Burlesque @ Riffiifi (cinema classics)

Monday, June 2, 2008

The Cockettes are Coming!!
An Extravaganza to Benefit Faerie Camp Destiny
presented by the Northeast Radical Faeries and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Bazaar, Refreshments and Films from 6:30 to 8 p.m.
Performances at 8 p.m.
At Theater for the New City, 155 First Avenue at 10th Street, New York City.
Admission, $30.
Bake Sale and Bar, Faerie Wares and Services-Priceless

June 5-8, 2008

The Burlesque Hall of Fame Miss Exotic World Pageant and Reunion!
Palms Casino Resort
4321 West Flamingo Road,Las Vegas, NV 89103

I’ll be at all the Events PLUS I’ll be performing and Modeling at Dr. Sketchies!
I will Performing at the Pool Party on Sunday June 8

Mimosa Beach Pinup Pool Party
Sponsored by Atomic Todd and Perrier Jouet
Location: Palms Pool
Featuring performances by:
Ava Garter (Los Angeles, CA)
Bonbon Vivant (Austin, TX)
Cheesecake Burlesque Revue (Canada)
Darlinda Just Darlinda (New York, NY)
Honey Touche (Denver, CO)
Red Rooster Revue (Key West, FL)
Roxi D’Lite (Canada)
Sasha Darling (Chicago, IL)
The Slippery Kittens Burlesque (Salt Lake City, UT)
Vixen Violette (Los Angeles, CA)
Wild Card Kitty (Scotland)
…and special performances by The Heavenly Spies (Best Duo ‘07) and The Von Foxies (Best Troupe ‘07)

Thursday June 12, 2008

Blue Suede Jews
10pm Coney Island Side Shows
1208 Surf Ave. Brooklyn NY 11224

Saturday, June 14 2008

10:00PM Mr Choads Upstairs/Downstairs
@ The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street
Bunny Love, Gal Friday, Melody Sweets, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Lady Lucerne. Music by the JC Hopkins Band.
$5

Tuesday June 17, 2008

Hotsy Totsy Burlesque

Join us at REHAB 25 ave b 10pm
Hosted by Nelson Lugo with performances by Darlinda Just Darlinda, Delirium Tremens, Fifi Dupree, Cherry Pitz, Bonnie Voy’age and The White Boom Boom! With gogo by La Maya. ..

Sponsored in part each month by N Lingerie.

Wednesday June 18, 2008

Skin & Skullduggery!
NYC’s Sexiest Variety Show @ Fortune Cookie Cabaret
(in the back of Lucky Chengs)
24 First ave (1st & 2nd st)

10pm - $10

Albert Cadabra & Gal Friday spice up the middle of your week and bring you the best Magic, Burlesque, Circus and Sideshow performers from around the world to create one incredible night of high-energy entertainment!

Always a new and exciting show of amazing magical illusions, superb sleight-of-hand, shocking sideshow stunts, vivacious variety acts and a healthy dose of classic burlesque!
LIVE entertainment right before your unbelieving eyes!

• Hosted by the Great Deceiver
Albert Cadabra
• The Five Alarm Fire of Burlesque
Gal Friday

AND

Darlinda Just Darlinda

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Sweet and Nasty Burlesque

@ 10:00 PM

10pm Every Sunday at
332 E. 11th St. (between 1st & 2nd Ave.)
Sweet & Nasty Burlesque presents Multimedia Night!
With performances by Creamy Stevens, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Hard Cory, Nasty Canasta and more.