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MAGNIFICENT MARCH! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:15:26 +0000

I love March, why you ask? Well March is the month that brings us SPRING! And that means we are close to warm weather, sunshine and colorful flowers!

The Schlep Sisters are out and about this Spring! Along with Thirsty Girl Productions we bring you The Burning Bush vs The Second Coming on April 3rd! We’re also delighted to tell you that THE SCHLEP SISTERS will be performing at THE CONEY ISLAND GALA BENEFIT 30 year anniversary Fundraiser on March 25th!

March brings the appearance of my favorite band! NUDE comes out ONCE a year on the first day of Spring. Keep in touch with me and I’ll have you up to date as to where you can see NUDE!

All the juicy details are below, PLUS at the very bottom there are fantastic shots from The Schlep Sisters photo shoot with Ted D’Ottavio and my photo shoot with Elsa Quarsell and Bearlinda!
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DETAILS and MORE!
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Thursday March 4 and Thursday March 18
Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at The New York School of Burlesque
440 Studios 7-8pm $15(pre registration a MUST at this link)
440 Lafayette, NYC

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March 6 and 13, 2010
MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS
at The Slipper Room! 167 Orchard Street $5
March 6 Late Show(1AM) with THE SCHLEP SISTERS!
March 13 Early Show(10pm)

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Saturday, March 13,2010
DR SKETCHY’S
Tribute to Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles by Neil Swaab with BEARLINDA!!
4-7 pm. The Slipper Room(167 Orchard Street, NYC)
$10 in advance. $15 at the door
bring your own art supplies

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Thursday,March 18, 2010
DOLLY WOULD: a Booblesque Tribute to Dolly Parton
9:30pm
Joe’s Pub(425 Lafayette Street)
TICKETS$12 in Advance; $15 at Door
Show Description
Dolly Would: a Booblesque Tribute to Dolly Parton! Come and honor America’s songwriting treasure, singer, actress and style icon at the triumphant return of this special evening hosted by The World Famous BOB. Also featuring Miss Saturn, Julie Atlas Muz, Darlinda Just Darlinda & Clams Casino, live music provided by Viva and her surgically-perfected trio, special surprise guests including Lady Rizo and personal and true testimonials! To testify how Dolly changed your life, send your story to dollysavedme@gmail.com
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Saturday, March 20, 2010
BADASS BURLESQUE: MARILYN MONROE TRIBUTE!
12 Midnight Arlene’s Grocery $15

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
ART MODEL at The Society of Illustrators
The Society of Illustrators 6:30-9:30pm $15/$7 w/ Student ID
128 East 63rd Street, NYC

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Thursday, March 25, 2010
The 2010 Coney Island USA Spring FUNDRAISING Gala w/ The SCHLEP SISTERS!
7-10pm
At Angel Orensanz Foundation(172 Norfolk St.)
Me, Sequinette and Legs Malone at the 2009 Benefit

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Thursday, March 25, 2010
VIVA ROCK N’ROLL BURLESQUE
at The Slipper Room!
10:30pm 167 Orchard Street $5

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Saturday, March 27, 2010
FLOATING KABARETTE
Galapagos Art Space, 10pm. $5(Free for the first 100 people!)
16 Main St. DUMBO,Brooklyn

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Saturday, April 3, 2010
The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present
THE BURNING BUSH VS. THE SECOND COMING
7pm
At Le Poisson Rouge (158 Bleeker Street.)
$15 advance, $20 at the door
For Tickets visit: www.lepoissonrouge.com

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Darlinda Just Darlinda Photo by Elsa Quarsell www.quarsell.com

Bearlinda Photo by Elsa Quarsell www.quarsell.com

Also BEARLINDA(my roommate) has her own Facebook page! Check it out!! http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=bearlinda&init=quick#!/pages/New-York-NY/Bearlinda/325609548313?v=wall&ref=search
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The Schlep Sisters as Jesus and Moses Photo by Ted D’Ottavio

The Schlep Sisters in “Passover vs Easter” Photo by Ted D’Ottavio

THE BURNING BUSH VS THE SECOND COMING! APRIL 3, 2010

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:14:43 +0000

The Schlep Sisters & Thirsty Girl Productions Present
THE BURNING BUSH VS. THE SECOND COMING

NYC’s biggest burlesque stars are ready for battle – and this time it’s biblical, as they fight to decide which holiday is hotter: Easter or Passover.

In one corner, the juiciest Jewesses this side of Mount Sinai are spitting out their matzos and gearing up for a face-off that’s hotter than horseradish. In the other corner, the curviest Christians since Mary Magdalene are ripping off their Easter bonnets and preparing for a rumble that’s stickier than marshmallow Peeps.

THE BURNING BUSH VS. THE SECOND COMING is a bawdy, action-packed, not-to-be-missed burlesque showdown pitting Moses against Jesus, resurrection against liberation, chocolate bunnies against gefilte fish. So come cheer for your favorite prophet and see which side wins.

Hosted by
**LADY RIZO and TIGGER!**

Starring
*The Schlep Sisters:
*Minnie Tonka & Darlinda Just Darlinda
*Dirty Martini
*Nasty Canasta
*Jonny Porkpie
*Sapphire Jones

7pm Doors, 8pm Show
TICKETS $15 in advance, $20 at door
http://www.lepoissonrouge.com

Fun in February! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:21:45 +0000

Ah, Love is in the air, and you can almost smell Spring, wait, no, it’s FEBRUARY! Spring is only a MONTH away! But that doesn’t stop me from my ecdysiast ways! You have MANY chances to see me Sky Clad in NYC!

Thirsty Girl Productions has a SPECTACULAR Burlesque Brunch on Valentines day, the Schlep Sisters will be performing and you can get discounted tickets until February 1st!
I hope to see you out and about!!

Check out what’s happening This month and at the bottom, a couple more shots from Adrian Buckmaster, January photo shoot with Walt Cessna and The Key West Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza!

Friday, January 29th
NAKED GIRLS READING PULP
Madame X 8-10pm, $20-$25
94 West Houston Street, NYC

Saturday, January 30th
Teaching THE CHOREOGRAPHY OF EVENTS for The New York School of Burlesque
440 Studios 5-6pm, $10( preregistration a MUST schoolofburlesque AT gmail DOTcom)
440 Lafayette, NYC

Saturday, January 30th
F-BOMB
The Delancy 12 Midnight,$8
168 Delancey Street, NYC

Monday February 1
SUGAR SHACK BURLESQUE
Public Assembly 10pm, $10
70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Tuesday February 2,
ART MODEL at The Society of Illustrators
The Society of Illustrators 6:30-9:30pm $15/$7 w/ Student ID
128 East 63rd Street, NYC
Illustration by Andrea Selby

Thursday February 4 and Thursday February 18
Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE at The New York School of Burlesque
440 Studios 7-8pm $15(pre registration a MUST at this link)
440 Lafayette, NYC

Saturday, February 13 and Friday February 26
MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS and HOT BOXBurlesque
The Slipper Room 10pm-2am! $5
167 Orchard Street, NYC

Friday, February 12
SEX CRIMES CABARET
Galapagos Art Space, 10pm. $15
16 Main St. DUMBO,Brooklyn

Sunday, February 14
FILTHY GORGEOUS VALENTINES DAY BURLESQUE BRUNCH !
The Highline Ballroom 1pm, $15(advance sales until February 1st! Click on this link!)
431 West 16th Street

Friday, February 19
WALT CESSNA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT
57 Clinton Street, 6-10pm(FREE)

Saturday, February 20
F FLOATING KABARETTE
Galapagos Art Space, 10pm. $5(Free for the first 100 people!)
16 Main St. DUMBO,Brooklyn

Thursday February 25
VIVA ROCK N’ROLL BURLESQUE
at The Slipper Room! 10pm $5
167 Orchard Street

Key West Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza! First two Pics by Richard Just
I got to sing “Somewhere over the Rainbow” at the End of The Rainbow at a Gay club, heaven!

The Schlep Sisters and our extended version of Zug Es Mir by the Barry Sisters

A group shot of most of the performers at Dirty Martini and Murray Hill’s BINGO!

More Adrian Buckmaster and Deity Delgado shots to share with you!

and last but not least a January Shoot with Walt Cessna!

January Just January! Darlinda’s Monthly Update

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:52:41 +0000

2010! Really? Yes it’s true! There are so many ways to celebrate the new decade! Let’s just start with New Years Eve at SUPERFINE, one of my favorite restaurants in DUMBO! Then follow me for a steamy good time to The Baña New Year’s Eve Pool Party!

This month you’ll find me teaching at the School of Burlesque, performing at the Key West Burlesque Holiday Extravaganza both Friday and Saturday, and there is MORE! Read below for all the info . . .

At the bottom of this update you’ll find shots from my recent photo shoot with Adrian Buckmaster and Deity Delgado and a shot from The 3rd Annual Menorah Horah!

December 31, 2009:
NEW YEAR’S EVE AT SUPERFINE
8pm, DUMBO, 126 Front Street Brooklyn, NY $20

The Baña New Year’s Eve Pool Party!
2am, 88 Fulton Street between William and Gold $40

January 1 and 8, 2010
MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS and HOT BOX BURLESQUE
at The Slipper Room!
10pm 167 Orchard Street $5

January 7 & 21, 2010
teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE!
7-8PM 440 Studios, 440 Lafayette.

January 15 & 16th
INTERNATIONAL BURLESQUE HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!
Key West!!

January 23, 2010
BADASS BURLESQUE: TOM WAITS TRIBUTE!
12 Midnight Arlene’s Grocery $15

January 28
VIVA ROCK N’ROLL BURLESQUE
at The Slipper Room!
10pm 167 Orchard Street $5

January 30
F-BOMB
The Delancey
12midnight, 168 Delancey $10
I’ll be doing my new “Rainbow in the Dark” number! Photo by Ed Barnas

January 31
DIM SUM BURLESQUE
The Chow Bar
9pm at 230 West 4th Street $20

Photos from December!
Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Menorah Horah 2009!

Adrian Buckmaster and Deity Delgado Photo Shoot December 2009!

Decadent December! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:12:13 +0000

December is here and Hanukkah is just around the corner! Hanukkah is one of my favorite holidays, hot greasy food, dancing girls and lights in the darkest month of the year! I’m pleased to announce that with my Schlep Sister (Minnie Tonka) and Jen Gapay of Thirsty Girl Productions; I am producing THE 3RD ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! This is a once a year extravaganza, we’ve got a STELLAR LINE-UP including Kenny Mellman and Golem!!

There is MORE! I’m back teaching at THE NEW YORK SCHOOL OF BURLESQUE, performing and modeling in Great Barrington, MA with SUGAR SHACK BURLESQUE, and PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE! Wait, that’s not it, there is MORE! This month is jam-packed with holiday festivities, check it out!!

Also check out photo’s from November and THE LILY’S REVENGE and The New York School of Burlesque at the Very Bottom!
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THE SHORT LIST
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1. December 1:ART MODEL @ The Society of Illustrators, 6:30pm. NYC
2. December 3: Teaching FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE @ 440 Studios, 7pm. NYC
3. December 5:Modeling SALON PRIVE @ Great Barrington Bra and Girl, 6-7:30pm 35 Railroad St.Great Barrington, MA
4. December 5:SUGAR SHACK HEADS NORTH @ The Napa Wine Bar, 8 and 10:30pm.293 Main St, Great Barrington, MA
5. December 6:The Schlep Sisters at HOLIDAY ON THE HUDSON Benefit for DNA Dance 3pm Board Ship @The Chelsea Peers. NYC
6. December 6: The Schlep Sisters host KITTY NIGHTS @ Bar on A, 9pm. NYC
7. December 10: PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE:FILTHY LUCRE: A Burlesque Christmas Hanukkah Carol @ Walker Space, 10pm NYC
8. December 11: The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present THE 3RD ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! @ Two Boots 9pm 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT.
9. December 12: The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present THE 3RD ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH! @ Southpaw 7pm. Brooklyn, NYC10. December 17:ART MODEL @ The Society of Illustrators, 6:30pm. NYC
11. December 18: HOT BOX BURLESQUE @ The Slipper Room 10pm, NYC
12. December 26: MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS @ The Slipper Room 10pm, NYC
13. December 27: DIM SUM BURLESQUE @ The Chow Bar 8pm, NYC
14. December 29: ART MODEL @ The Society of Illustrators, 6:30pm. NYC

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THE LONG LIST
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DECEMBER 1, 17 & 29th!
Art Model at the Society of Illustrators
128 East 63rd Street (between Park and Lexington Avenues)

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DECEMBER 3
TEACHING FLIRTING WITH BURLESQUE
7PM
The New York School of Burlesque at 440 Studios
440 Lafayette, NY,NY

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DECEMBER 5
6-7:30pm
Salon Prive
Great Barrington Bra and Girl
35 Railroad St.
Great Barrington, MA
(413)528-6069
www.braandgirl.com
AND
8PM & 10:30PM
Sugar Shack Heads North
The Napa Wine Bar
293 Main St, Great Barrington, MA
www.napagb.com

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DECEMBER 6
3-7PM
Dance New Amsterdam (DNA) Presents:
Holiday on the Hudson
www.dnadance.org

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AND ALSO DECEMBER 6

9PM

The Schlep Sisters Host:
Kitty Nights Burlesque
Bar on A
170 Avenue A

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DECEMBER 10
10PM
PINCHBOTTOM BURLESQUE:FILTHY LUCRE: A Burlesque Christmas Hanukkah Carol
Walker Space Theater
46 Walker Street

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The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present

3rd ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH!

Two Festive Nights! Two Fantastic Cities!!

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Friday, December 11 @ Two Boots: 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT

Doors at 9PM | Show at 10PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.twobootsbridgeport.com

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Saturday, December 12 @ Southpaw: 125 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn

Doors at 7PM | Show at 8PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.spsounds.com

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DECEMBER 18
10pm
HOT BOX BURLESQUE
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street

DECEMBER 26
10pm
MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS
The Slipper Room
167 Orchard Street

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DECEMBER 27
8PM
DIM SUM BURLESQUE
The Chow Bar
230 West 4th Street

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THE PHOTOS FROM NOVEMBER
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The New York School of Burlesque hosts TLC’s “What Not to Wear”

From L-R Jo Boobs, Darlinda Just Darlinda, Weirdee Girl, and Gal Friday

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The Lily’s Revenge

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Darlinda Just Darlinda as Taylor Mac

Photo and Make-up by Taylor Mac(The Lily’s Revenge writer, creator, producer and STAR Lily!)

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Bride Love and The Curtain

Photo by Kim Rosen

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The Gals Backstage Kayla Asbell, Heather Christian and Darlinda Just Darlinda

Closing Night Wedding

Last two Photos by David Drake(Lily’s Revenge Director)

3rd Annual Menorah Horah! December 12@ South Paw December 11@ Two Boots Bridgeport!

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:41:55 +0000

The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present

3rd ANNUAL MENORAH HORAH!

Two Festive Nights! Two Fantastic Cities!!

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Friday, December 11 @ Two Boots: 281 Fairfield Avenue, Bridgeport, CT

Doors at 9PM | Show at 10PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.twobootsbridgeport.com

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Saturday, December 12 @ Southpaw: 125 Fifth Avenue, Brooklyn

Doors at 7PM | Show at 8PM

Admission is $12 in advance/$16 at the door, www.spsounds.com

The Schlep Sisters are burlesque performers of the Jewish persuasion! Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda are long lost sisters that found each other while tracing the roots of Yiddish Theater and Vaudeville. Inspired by the Barry Sisters and Rock n’ Roll these ladies can cut a rug!They’ve been livin’ it up on stage together since 2003.

You may have seen them here in New York City at Kosher ChiXXX all-Jewish burlesque revue,PASSOVER IN PASTIES, LOVE YOU! A Valentine’s Burlesque Show, Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad, MR CHOADS UPSTAIRS/DOWNSTAIRS, Hot Box Burlesque, Starshine Burlesque, Sweet and Nasty Burlesque, Darlinda’s Polyester Players Present and many more.

These sassy sisters have so much love they have to schlep it all over the country!

NOVEMBER! Darlinda’s Monthly Update!

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:32:12 +0000

November is SO EXCITING! I’m in a play, a play that is more than a play but a life experience! Taylor Mac has written an epic 5 part extravaganza, with a cast of 40 and over 80 collaborators! You MUST SEE THIS SHOW!! There are only 8 shows left and we’ve been selling out!! You can get tickets at this web site www.here.org!

I’m also in, Nic Sin’s “Metal Monday #6″(Heavy Metal Burlesque) Monday November 9th, Sweet and Nasty’s “There Will be Boobs”( a Burlesque tribute to PT Anderson) Monday November 16, and Black Friday at The Slipper Room Friday November 27th!

At the bottom of this update check out photos from The New York Burlesque Festival’s Golden Pastie Awards, where I was awarded; Most Creative and Innovative and Biggest Hair! THANK YOU for your Votes, it’s a HUGE HONOR!!

Next Month look forward to the Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Menorah Horah www.schlepsisters.com!

Sweet and Nasty Burlesque Presents:
THERE WILL BE BOOBS: PT Anderson Burlesque
Monday, November 16th, 10pm
Public Assembly: 70 North 6th Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn

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The Slipper Room’s
HOT BOX BURLESQUE: Black Friday!!
Friday November 27th, 10pm
The Slipper Room: 167 Orchard Street

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OCTOBER 2009 PHOTOS!

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This Photo was in The Guardian by Lucas Jackson!

Winning my first EVER Golden Pastie Award for Most Creative and Innovative!! Photo by Don Spiro!

Performing at The Golden Pastie Awards, the moment the music went out and I kept dancing! Photo by Don Spiro

THE LILY’S REVENGE!

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:10:21 +0000

OCTOBER-O-RAMA Darlinda’s Monthly Update

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:18:25 +0000

So this moth pretty much ROCKS! There is still a little bit of September left and I’ll be performing on the 27th at a benefit for The Lily’s Revenge! Also see some great photos from September at the bottom of this post!

What is the Lily’s Revenge??I’ve been in rehearsals for Taylor Mac’s THE LILY’S REVENGE since August. It’s a once in a life time theatrical multimedia experience and we Open October 29th! There is info about discounted tickets, but you have to buy them before October 25th, see below. This is one show you will NOT want to miss, as it is a -I repeat- ONCE IN A LIFETIME experience!

There is STILL TIME to VOTE for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! You already nominated me FOUR, THANK YOU! Now is your second chance to vote to see me actually WIN! You can also see me perform at The Golden Pastie awards, buy your tickets now as it SELLS OUT! I might pull a Lady Gaga or a Kanye West, you’ll just have to attend to fine out!I’ve never won a Golden Pastie Award and now I’ve been NOMINATED FOR FOUR! 1.THE MOST CREATIVE/INNOVATIVE PERFORMER OF 2009 2.Performer with the BIGGEST HAIR IN BURLESQUE3.Performer with the most luggage! THE BIGGEST SCHLEP IN BURLESQUE 4.THE KISSING BANDIT OF BURLESQUE I’m super excited about Creative and Innovative, wow what an honor! My real hair is pretty darn big! If I win Biggest Schlep I’m sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!! And hell I do love to KISS! I would absolutely appreciate your vote! Here’s the link! http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php
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Here is the details for all my shows this month! I hope to see you there!!
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Darlinda Nominated for THREE GOLDEN PASTIE AWARDS! VOTE!

Darlinda Just Darlinda — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:28:59 +0000

Vote for me in the Golden Pastie Awards! You already nominated me three, THANK YOU! Now is your second chance to vote to see me actually WIN!

I’ve never won one and now I’ve been NOMINATED FOR THREE!

1.THE MOST CREATIVE/INNOVATIVE PERFORMER OF 2009

2.Performer with the BIGGEST HAIR IN BURLESQUE

3.Performer with the most luggage! THE BIGGEST SCHLEP IN BURLESQUE

I’m super excited about Creative and Innovative, wow what an honor! My real hair is pretty darn big! If I win Biggest Schlep I’m sharing it with my Schlep Sister Minnie Tonka!!

I would absolutely appreciate your vote! Here’s the link!

http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php